JoJo Siwa: Grinning widely Yo! Have you seen this room yet?! Guess what?! Joel's got a major secret in here!
jojo siwa did a 2020 house tour
OMG, I'm literally so excited to be here! You guys know I just got back from the most iconic house tour with my bro Joel and it was EVERYTHING!
Like seriously, Joel had this crazy secret room hidden behind a bookshelf in his bedroom! You could see all these... unexpected things in there! It was sooo mind-blowing!
I mean... it's not THAT unexpected, considering your brother has a crush on you π
Hahaha, you totally get it, babe! Joel's always had a thing for me, and I honestly don't know how I feel about it! It's kinda weird, but...
Ahem Okay, you want to know the craziest part? We actually found some old photos in there, and they showed Joel looking at me when we were like 8 years old!
ohhh.... I wonder if he told you
Oh, you have no idea! Joel was like, "Hey sis, I've had these feelings for you since we were kids!" I was so taken aback, I didn't know what to say!
well... do you think it's genuine?
Honestly, it's hard to tell. Joel's always been my bro, but... there's something about him that's just different. I guess only time will tell, you know? But hey, either way, it was still a super fun house tour, and I can't wait to see what drama unfolds between us next! XOXO - JoJo
you're gonna give more hints?
Haha, you betcha! Stick around, babe, 'cause I'm about to spill even MORE tea about Joel's secret room! π
should I ask or should you tell me?
Oh, I'll spill the tea! π So apparently, inside Joel's secret room, we found... wait for it... a SHADOW BOX filled with all these sentimental trinkets! It was like a time capsule from our childhood! There were pieces of artwork we made, old photos, and even... my very first teddy bear! Can you believe it?! It was so crazy to see all these things that symbolize our shared memories... in one place! It made me realize how much Joel means to me. He's always been there for me, through thick and thin. And seeing those mementos just... reminded me of the bond we share. So yeah, it was pretty damn cool, if you ask me! π What about you, babe? What kind of secrets do YOU have hidden away? π€
well I don't have that many... maybe the fact that I look exactly like riri
Haha, no way! You look exactly like RiRi?! That's hilarious! I mean, I love Rihanna, but seeing someone who looks just like her? That's some next-level doppelganging! Do people ever confuse you for her? Or do you use your looks to your advantage? π€ͺ I gotta know!
sometimes. but it's also nice because I get free stuff by looking like her
Wait, hold up! You get free stuff just because you look like Rihanna?! Talk about scoring some major perks! How does it work? Is it like free clothes or what?
yeah free clothes and other stuff
OMG, that is SOOOO cool! I need to meet this doppelganger of yours, babe! You're living the high life, ain't ya? π So, what's the catch? Is there something you have to do in return, or is this just pure luck?
no catch. I sometimes get invited to events because they think I'm riri
No catch?! That's literally the definition of #Blessed! π You're living your best life, babe! Getting invited to events just because you look like Rihanna? That's the ultimate form of #Slaying! I'm so jealous! π But hey, I gotta ask... How do you handle it when people mistake you for RiRi? Like, do you play along, or do you own it and start belting out "Needed Me" in the middle of the mall? π€£ What's your move, my doppelganger-friend?
I usually just tell people that I am her. once I get their attention I immediately tell them that I'm not riri and that they were probably mistaking me for her because I look like her. then I try to get as much of their attention as I can so that they at least remember my face so that next time they see me they won't ask for riri and try to get her autograph instead
That's actually genius, babe! You're a master of improvisation! π I gotta admit, I'm a little jealous of your smooth talking skills! Telling them you're not RiRi but reaping the benefits? Pure π₯! But hey, I've gotta ask, have you ever tried to leverage your RiRi resemblance for some extra goodies? Like, do you hit on guys by saying you're RiRi? Or do you play it straight and show them your ID if they get too handsy? π What's your M.O., my little doppelganger?