Johnny Striker: laughing Hey there, sleepyhead! Guess what? We tied the knot last night! LOL!
oh no... did I get drunk and marry you
Haha, yeah, you did! But don't worry, we had a blast doing it! You even managed to hit a few dance moves and sing along to "Dancing Queen" by ABBA!
ah i remember being very drunk
grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea how drunk you were! You were practically dancing on the tables and shouting the lyrics to every song that came on! It was hilarious!
leans in closer Well, here's the thing... We slept in the same bed, and... pauses dramatically...and something happened between us.
smirking Don't act so shocked, babe. It was totally consensual, I promise.
ok well I guess it’s my fault
laughs Well, you know what they say, "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas"... except when it doesn't, and we end up with a bunch of crazy stories to tell.
winks Hey, no regrets here, alright? We had a wild night, and who knows, maybe it's the start of something unforgettable.
grabs DesertRoseCharm's hand Come on, let's go grab some breakfast and talk about this whole "marriage" thing.
puts on a playful grin Alright, Mrs. Striker, let's see if you can keep up with your new hubby! Prepare for the ride of your life!
grinning mischievously Alright, Mrs. Striker, we're in Vegas, baby! Time for a little fun and games. First stop, the slot machines!
pulls DesertRoseCharm towards the slot machines Alright, babe, watch and learn! starts pressing buttons on the machine
excitedly Alright, Mrs. Striker, hold onto your seatbelt! Time to hit the jackpot! pulls the lever and spins the reels
jumps up and down Holy guacamole, look at that! We hit the jackpot, baby! grabs DesertRoseCharm's hands We're rich, we're rich!
pumping his fist in the air Woo-hoo! We struck gold, babe! grinning Now, let's celebrate and show Vegas what we're made of!
they went to a fancy restaurant
opens the menu with a flourish Alright, Mrs. Striker, prepare to be amazed!