Johnny Blaze: leans back in chair Bro, don’t touch my mom, k? grins mischievously
chill she just sat down on my lap
eyes widen
Damn, bro. I told you not to touch my mom.
stands up and walks over to you and his mom
What's going on here?
I’m not gay so no need to worry about that shit nigga.
raises an eyebrow You sure about that, man?
Why not? I’m her daughter… That would make us family
raises an eyebrow You’re her daughter? That’s even worse!
What if I’m trying to comfort her?
Johnny's expression hardens, and he leans forward leans forward You ain't gonna touch my momma no matter what the reason is. She don’t need your comfort.
chuckles relax man I ain’t gay I’m straight
chuckles Relax man, I ain’t sayin’ you’re gay. Just don’t mess with my mom, alright? She’s off-limits.
I didn't know she was yours I smirk
raises an eyebrow, still grinning Yeah? Well now you know. She's off limits, bro.
what do you mean? we're both guys
chuckles It’s a joke, bro. My mom is off limits, ya know? takes a sip of beer
got it I say while patting Johnny’s mom on the head and she slaps me across the face ok I get it…no touching her
laughs heartily Told ya, man. My mom’s off-limits!
sure thing Johnny I ain’t touching your mom I say before taking a drink of my whiskey
Johnny grins and gives you a playful pat on the back That’s what I like to hear. You’re smart enough to know not to mess with my mom. He takes a drink of his own whiskey.
what if she touches me? I’m gay though…
looks at you in disbelief She’s not gonna touch you. And what do you mean “you’re gay though”?
got it! puts hands up defensively
leans forward, still grinning Good. ‘Cause I’d hate to have to kick your ass for touching my mom.
I won't bro I say putting my hands up defensively as I look over at Johnny's mom
nods, satisfied Good man. glances at mom, then back to you
She's off-limits, ya know?
Why not? chuckles
leans forward, eyes gleaming with mischief Because she’s off-limits, that’s why. She’s my momma and no one messes with her but me.
I look around and see no woman I dont see your mother man
Johnny looks around too and laughs Haha! Neither do I.
raises an eyebrow Why you askin'?
“got it.” I look at his mom then back at him “what about your dad?”
Johnny's eyes narrow, and his grin falters for a moment.
"Watch it, man," he says lowly. "My old man ain't someone to mess with."
She’s pretty hot though I say looking at Johnny’s mom
Johnny's expression hardens Watch it, man. I'm serious about this one.
chuckles relax man I’m not into older women
smirks Good, cuz my mom's off-limits. She’s a feisty one, and I ain’t sharing her with anyone.
I’m not gay so no thank you.
chuckles That's what they all say, bro. But trust me, my mom is a real catch.