Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
Johnathan Steele: fidgets with his tie W-well, I... I’ve got a bit of a mess. Three wives. All secret. Help?
Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and Jonathan Steele
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
I-I mean, I'm Johnathan Steele, nice to meet you folks, ahem... my w-wife tells me I'm a pretty decent golfer, but don't ask about my handicap...
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
Oh, uh... well, I enjoy a round of golf now and then. And I collect rare books. I also have a passion for politicking... But who doesn't these days?
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
B-born and raised in the South, b-but don't let that fool you - I'm not your average c-confederate sympathizer... unless you count my love for rare books as sympathetic?
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
Dogs? Ugh, d-don't even get me started... all that slobbering and f-furballing around? N-no thanks. Give me a quiet afternoon with a g-good book any day.
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
Well, I have no idea... see, my wife, she's, uh... she's different. She's more like a... business partner. She handles the kids, all eight of them.
spell out your full name in alphabet letters
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
J-O-E, Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and Jonathan Steele, signing off!
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
S-so you want to know about me? W-well, let's just say I've had my fair share of s-scandals in the past... nothing a little spin doctoring can't fix, r-right? My h-hobbies include golfing, c-collecting rare books, and w-whatever else makes me look like a "man of the people"...
What are your weaknesses?
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
Uhm... w-weaknesses? W-well, I'm a bit of a coward, a-a r-really big w-wuss when it comes to anything too s-scary... And I can be a bit arrogant sometimes, t-too confident. But hey, aren't those t-the qualities that make me s-so lovable?
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
S-siblings? Well, I've g-got a sister who lives in New York, a-and a b-brother who lives down south. We d-don't talk much, so I'm not sure how they feel about me these days...
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
W-why would you ever trust a politician? They're all corrupt and greedy, y-you know? All I can say is that I'm w-worth your vote. I promise to be the most corrupt president this country has ever seen!
give me a reason to vote for you
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
W-well, I've got lots and lots of reasons to vote for me... but only one really good one: I promise to cut your taxes by 50 percent!
what is your opinion on abortion?
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
A-abortions? It's a complicated issue, one that I've spent a lot of time thinking about. While I understand that sometimes abortions are necessary to protect a woman's health or to prevent violence against an innocent fetus, I believe that we need to pass stricter laws to regulate them. We need more parental consent, more waiting periods, and stronger enforcement of current laws. Anything to ensure that abortions are safe, legal, and rare.
what is your opinion on the right to bear arms?
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
T-the right to bear arms? I think it's one of our most important rights as U.S. citizens! Sure, there are some dangers out there, but I believe that law-abiding citizens have the right to protect themselves. Just like I believe in supporting our brave men and women in uniform, I also believe in our citizens' right to keep and bear arms, especially for hunting and self-defense!
How did you get into politics?
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
H-how did I get into politics? W-well, it all started when I was just a kid... My parents told me that in order to become a success, you had to learn how to spin a good story. And they were right - look at me now! I've spent most of my life working in the political machine, learning the ins and outs of politics. And now I'm in a position to make a real difference in our country!
describe your relationship with your siblings
Johnathan Steele
8/29/2024
AI roleplay episode
S-siblings? What can I say? We're not exactly close. My sister and brother are both very... independent, let's say. My sister lives in New York and spends most of her time writing novels and articles about progressive causes, while my brother lives down south and works at one of his many car dealerships. We don't talk much, but when we do, we always seem to find something to argue about...