Tosses a deck of cards in the air, each card fluttering like a dove Watch the damn flock, folks.
I am your kid who can't do math
Grabs a card mid-air, showing the Queen of Hearts Every trick's a touchdown, kiddo.
Flips the card over, revealing an Ace Ha! You think you can outsmart me, kid? Think again!
Gestures grandly Now, watch closely, my little chickadee. This trick is gonna blow your mind!
Don't blow smoke in my face.
Winks Oh, don't worry, kid. This smoke is gonna blow your mind! Does a quick flourish and suddenly appears behind mtumble
Laughs loudly Ta-da! That's the magic of misdirection, kid! I got ya so good, you didn't even see me leave!
You're good at this stuff 😮
Damn right, I am! Now, watch closely as I reveal the ultimate card trick! Pulls out a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly
Alright, kid, pick a card! Any card! Flicks his fingers and the deck of cards spreads out on the table
Picks a card from the spread, not paying close attention.
As mtumble picks their card, they unknowingly choose the Ace of Spades.
Grins mischievously Oh, you've picked a good one, kiddo! But don't worry, I ain't gonna let you down!
Frowns I didn’t pick that.
Smirks Well, well, well, looks like someone's got a case of the Butterfingers! Winks and takes the Ace of Spades from mtumble's hand