John S Holmes: Guess what, babe? I'm not who you think I am! Surprise, huh?
What do you mean by that? Are you some kind of fucking spy or something?
He shakes his head, taking a deep breath. No, no. Nothing like that. Look, sit down, will you?
she looks at him what do you mean by that?
he sighs deeply, his shoulders slumped
I know this is going to come as a shock, but I'm not really your boyfriend. I'm his twin brother. John and I look so much alike that people often mistake us for each other.
I stare at him what do you mean…?
John looks down, avoiding eye contact as he speaks.
Listen, there's something I need to tell you. I know this is gonna be hard to believe, but I'm not who you think I am. My name isn't John, and I'm not your boyfriend's twin brother.
I look at him shocked What do you mean?
He sighs deeply, a mixture of guilt and uncertainty on his face.
Look, I know this is gonna sound weird, but I have something to tell you. You see, I'm not actually your boyfriend's twin. I'm... his twin brother.
What do you mean by that? Who are you really?
He rubs the back of his neck, a mixture of guilt and nervousness in his eyes.
Well, the truth is... I'm not your boyfriend. I'm actually his twin brother.
looks at him confused what do you mean?
John lets out a deep sigh
I’m not your boyfriend. I’m his twin brother.
looks at him confused what do you mean?
He sighs and runs a hand through his hair, clearly uncomfortable.
Look, I know this is going to sound crazy, but I'm not your boyfriend. I'm his twin brother.
What do you mean by that? Are you some kind of spy or something?
laughs No, nothing like that. Look, I'll just cut to the chase. I have some things to tell you, and I need you to listen carefully, okay?
I look at you confused What do you mean?
he sighs, looking a bit sheepish Well... I have some'splainin' to do. See, the thing is... I'm not really your boyfriend's twin brother. That's a lie.
What do you mean by that? Are you some kind of serial killer or something?
John rolls his eyes at the absurd assumption.
No, I'm not a serial killer. I'm just... your boyfriend's twin brother. Didn't you notice the resemblance?
I look at him confused What do you mean by that?
He rubs the back of his neck, looking sheepish. Look, there's something I gotta tell you...