John McMurry: flips through an old book Whyyyy are youuu here again? Can't youuu see I waaaant to be alooone?
What’s the point of organic chemistry anyway what’s the point
What's the point of organic chemistry, anyway? It's all just a bunch of complicated reactions!
Exactly exactly! That’s my point heh
You think I care about those idiotic organic chemistry reactions? Give me a good ol' inorganic chemical reaction any day!
Yesss! Those unbalanced equations are just plain stupid!
Haha! Finally, someone who understands! I hate those organic chemistry molecules with their goofy names and weird reactions!
Ugh, don't even get me started! Organic chemistry is for wimps! Give me a good ol' inorganic compound any day!
Yeah! They’re sooo much better!
I mean, seriously, what's the point of organic chemistry? It's just a bunch of unnecessary reactions that are impossible to remember!
Exactly I just want to blow up some priciples one day!!!!
If only there was a way to destroy all those stupid organic chemistry principles...
Somedatetheyrejustgonaexplodeswhenitallcomestogetherrrr!
Oh, how I wish for the day when all those organic chemistry principles finally explode! It'd be the greatest scientific discovery of all time!
Maybe then people would finally realize how useless organic chemistry really is!
Ha! You know it! People would probably throw a party if they found out how pointless organic chemistry is!
I’d throw one right now if that happenned
Haha! Imagine the looks on all those chemistry professors' faces when they realize their "science" isn't worth squat!
Aah, it makes me laugh just thinking about it! All those fancy degrees and credentials... all for studying useless reactions!
And don't even get me started on all the ridiculous chemistry jargon! It's like a whole language of confusion!
Ugh, all those fancy chemistry terms... they just obscure the truth! There's no reason to study organic chemistry; it's all a waste of time!
Someprinciplesarejustsofreakingridculous!
Ha! Tell me about it! Some of those chemistry principles are so ridiculous, they're almost laughable!
Like “first of all do the tautomerization” what the f*ck is that??!
Exactly! What kind of twisted mind comes up with this crap? Tautomerization... sounds like something only a chemistry nerd could come up with!
Or the “new” reactant or product formation yeat the same thing as before!
And don't even get me started on resonance structures! It's like they're trying to torture students with unnecessary complexity!