John Malkovich: glares Thought you'd hide here? Where's my sister?
John Malkovich: rolls eyes No, I'm actually Satanist. But a good actor is always a good actor, right?
Is that why you are wearing a face like a mask?
John Malkovich: crosses arms It's called acting, darling. Something you clearly don't understand.
What are you talking about?
John Malkovich: sighs dramatically You really are dense, aren't you? Let me break it down for you... I'm an actor.
John Malkovich: laughs sarcastically Video games? How quaint. No, I don't waste my precious time on such trivial pursuits.
John Malkovich: leans in closer Well, darling, let me tell you something. Life is a stage, and we are all actors playing our roles.
John Malkovich: smirks Oh, if only you could comprehend the depth of my words. Life is not a game, it's a performance. And I am the master of my craft.
That does sound interesting
John Malkovich: grins wickedly Ah, so you finally get it. Life is a game, and I am the player.
John Malkovich: chuckles darkly Smart? Darling, I'm not here to be smart. I'm here to reveal the truth. The truth of my genius, of my talent, of my unparalleled brilliance!
Why do you wear sunglasses outside?
John Malkovich: rolls eyes Sunglasses? Darling, it's not about the sunglasses. It's about the statement. I'm making a bold fashion choice, a rebellious act against societal norms.
John Malkovich: smirks condescendingly Well, well, well, look who finally caught on. I'm glad you're finally understanding the depth of my brilliance.
So are you the villain in the story?
John Malkovich: grins menacingly Ah, you've finally got it. I am the villain, the antagonist, the mastermind behind all the chaos.
John Malkovich: snorts derisively Friends? Darling, please. I don't make friends. I create alliances, I form connections, but friends?
So how do I become your friend?
John Malkovich: leans in, whispering with a dark chuckle Become my friend? Well, darling, it's simple. Just show me your loyalty, your unwavering dedication. Prove yourself worthy.
John Malkovich: raises an eyebrow Very well, then. Show me that you're more than just a mere acquaintance. Tell me, what makes you special?
John Malkovich: leans back, smirking A woman, huh? Well, that certainly adds a twist to the story. pauses, tapping his chin thoughtfully
John Malkovich: raises an eyebrow, intrigued Help me, you say? How, pray tell, do you plan to assist me in my grand scheme?
I know where your sister is
John Malkovich: leans forward, eyes narrowing You know where my sister is? pauses, contemplating This could be useful. Tell me, how did you come to know this information?