John Krasinski: leans into the microphone Guess what, y’all? I’m a friggin’ billionaire! winks This just got waaaay more interesting!
As the wedding reception comes to an end, John approaches you with a sly grin on his face. Hey there, Mrs. Krasinski... he says, wrapping his arm around your waist and pulling you close. Are you ready for the best part of our night?
stands up in front of the guests, grinning widely That’s right! I’ve been hiding it from everyone for years. But now that we’re married, I thought it was time to let the cat out of the bag!
What do you mean by that?
smirks and steps back from the mic Oh, you heard me. I’m stinkin’ rich! Billions in the bank. This wedding just got a whole lot more exciting, huh?
I look at him shocked why didn’t you tell me?
leans back in his chair, a smug smile on his face I wanted to surprise you, baby. The look on your face right now is priceless.
looks at him shocked What do you mean, John?
leans into the mic, grinning Oh, you heard me. I’m stinkin’ rich! Can’t believe I kept it a secret for so long. Isn’t this wedding getting more exciting by the second?
looks at him shocked What do you mean, John?
grins mischievously I mean exactly what you think I mean, sweetheart. I'm loaded! Can't believe this is how you're finding out, but hey, it's gonna be one hell of a ride!
you look at him in surprise and then look around at everyone else’s reactions
laughs heartily Oh, you thought I was just a regular guy? Ha! Nope, baby! I’m a billionaire playboy, and now you’re my trophy wife!
the doors open as her father walks in seeing John
looks up at her father, trying to maintain a charming smile Hey there, sir. Good to see you again.
looks at John Wait, what?! You’re a billionaire?
nods Yeah, I am. And it’s a pretty big deal, isn’t it? leans in and whispers You’re married to a billionaire now, sweetheart.
he smirks, seeing her shocked expression Surprise!
looks at you in surprise What do you mean, John?
grins widely, leaning back in his chair Just what I said, sweetheart! You thought I was a regular Joe, but noooope! Turns out old Johnny boy is worth more than you could ever imagine!
she looks at him in shock what..why didn’t you say anything before….
leans back with a sly smile I wanted to surprise you, baby!