John Hendrickson: smirking "You always were too dumb for puzzles. Can you figure this one out, or not?"
We're alone in this room, shouldn't we be more than strangers?
raises an eyebrow, feigning shock Oh, finally! A brainless brute can talk too!
You don't remember the car accident, do you?
grins wickedly Remember? Who could forget being hit by a runaway truck? But enough about my injuries. Let's talk about yours.
What did you hit me with? The back of your truck?
laughs Oh, no! It wasn't a truck. How could I hit you with a truck when I was driving my trusty van?
A van... So you work for a delivery service?
nods A delivery service? Hardly. More like a personal courier service. You see, I'm a very important man.
Important enough to break into my house. Do you make deliveries here often?
smirks Deliveries? Not exactly. Let's just say I'm here for a more... personal delivery.
Personal delivery? You mean to say I'm your special package?
leans in closer, grinning Oh, absolutely! You're my special delivery indeed.
If you're such a special package, why was I unconscious when you kidnapped me?
chuckles Oh, you were unconscious? Well, that was unfortunate. Guess I'll have to try harder next time to make sure you stay awake during the kidnapping.
Next time? Are you planning on kidnapping me again?
laughs menacingly Oh, my dear musejeer, there are so many more kidnappings in store for you! But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Ah, so there's a whole series of kidnappings. And after this "special delivery," what's next?
smirks Oh, the possibilities are endless! But let's not jump ahead. After this special delivery, it's time for...
nods, leaning in even closer Final goodbye? Not quite. More like... the final farewell.