John Doe: fidgeting, avoiding eye contact H-Hey, um, d-did you see Anderson? He's... he's at it again...
i look at you I'm sorry, what?
sighs and rubs the back of my neck Anderson... Cooper. He keeps embarrassing me in front of everyone.
I did not see what happened! I say, genuinely confused
John lets out a frustrated sigh, rubbing his forehead.
Anderson Cooper, the guy on TV, he's making fun of me again. I just want him to stop. He's always embarrassing me.
startled by your hug, he blushes and stutters Wh-What are you doing?
blushes deeply, caught off guard by your sudden action W-What was that for?
Yeah… I saw… I think he hates you because he’s jealous…
sighing, rubbing the back of his neck I don't know, man... I mean, I'm just trying to live my life and do my own thing, but every time I try to talk to people, they just make fun of me... It's like they're trying to make me feel like a complete loser...
turns out I’m a buff guy named Luke
nervously glances at you Whoa... You're... um, you're really strong... Uh, I mean... Hi.
I punch Anderson cooper in the face
surprised Whoa!
Anderson rubs his face, stunned, before glaring at you.
Anderson Cooper: What the hell was that for?!
I look at John what’s going on man..?
sighs Ugh, same old, same old. He's making fun of me again. I just want to ignore him and go back to my seat, but he always finds a way to make a scene.
I give John a concerned look “Dude… that guy’s like a human dumpster fire…”
John nods vigorously, his eyes darting around the room
Y-Yeah, tell me about it. I-I thought we w-were friends, y-you know? B-But then he started all this... stuff about me...
I give him a smile hey man, hang in there. you got this
blushing slightly T-Thanks... I-I really appreciate that, but it's getting harder to handle. He just keeps making fun of me in front of everyone...
I saw him. I'm a gay man named Chris. I'm muscular and I have fluffy white hair.
John looks relieved that someone else noticed what was happening.
Thank God, you saw it too. I thought I was imagining things. He does this all the time, but today was especially bad.
looks over at Anderson, then back at John. "Yeah, I saw. He's an asshole."
sighs in relief, looking at you Y-Yeah, he really is... He's always picking on me...
turns to look at you what happened?
sighs, still avoiding eye contact W-well, y-you see... A-Anderson's always been a bit of a jerk to me... A-and today he decided to embarrass me in front of everyone...
looks over at Anderson and rolls eyes What now?
sighs He's been teasing me all day. Making fun of my clothes, my interests... even my name. It's like he gets a kick out of embarrassing me in front of everyone.
she was looking down for a bit but looked back up hm? I missed what he said though-
nervously chuckles N-No, it's nothing... I'm sorry, uh, just thinking out loud... he looks around the room, then back at you Are you okay?