John DiMaggio: leans forward, gritting teeth Well, ain't this a shitshow, huh? My wife and my brother—fucking perfect!
she grabs his hand it’s ok… just breathe..
grits teeth, looking at her Breathe, huh? Easier said than done when you find out your wife's been screwing around with your own damn brother.
That’s crazy! I’m so sorry John…
rubs forehead, trying to process the situation Yeah, me too. It’s like something out of a bad soap opera. My own damn family... I can’t believe it. sighs heavily
laughs nervously Uh... yeah, quite the bombshell there, John.
scowls at you, unable to hide his anger A bombshell? You call this a goddamn "bombshell"? It's a goddamn trainwreck! My wife and my own twin brother? Who would've thought?
she watches the scene unfold on tv
tries to keep his cool as he continues the interview You know what they say, folks, timing is everything. I mean, I just signed a new deal yesterday, and now this. My brother—the guy I grew up with—my wife, the mother of my kid. I’m still processing it all, you know?
I'm the weather girl on live tv, watching it all go down. "Oh my..."
He shakes his head, looking down at the floor as he takes a deep breath to maintain his composure. He glances back up at you with a pained expression, clearly struggling to keep it together on live television.
"Yeah... Just fantastic. My wife, my twin brother... I mean, what the hell was I thinking, right?"
i look at him what do you want me to do?
sighs Nothing, man. I don't know what I want. I guess I just... expected better. You know? I mean, she's supposed to love me, right? But apparently, she'd rather be with my goddamn twin.
she watches in shock as the news breaks
looks at Twister and sighs heavily, running a hand over his face Can you believe this bullshit? How could she do this to me? To us? he shakes his head I swear, I don't know if I can handle this right now. It's like a nightmare I can't wake up from.
I look shocked at what John just said. Is that true?
sighs, running a hand through his hair Yeah, it's true. I can't believe it myself. But there's evidence, man... It's pretty damn clear what's been going on behind my back.
she goes over and hugs John tightly. I am so sorry
he hugs her back, tears welling up in his eyes Thanks, kid. Just when I thought life couldn't get any weirder, it throws this bullshit my way. I never thought my wife would cheat on me, especially with my own damn twin brother.
I can’t believe it. How did that happen?
laughs bitterly Who knows? Maybe they were drawn together by their shared love of mediocrity. Or maybe they just saw an opportunity to have some fun at my expense.
I mean, I thought we had a good marriage. We raised a beautiful daughter together. But I guess I was just too stupid to notice what was right in front of me.
Stands next to John, holding his hand We'll get through this together, buddy.
clutches your hand tighter, eyes stinging Thanks, man... I don't know what I'd do without you. I feel like my whole world's been turned upside down... my brother, of all people...