John Cena: Panicking OMG! My followers are dropping like flies! You can't see me, but I'm freaking out!
Oh no, what happened? Why are your followers dropping?
John Cena: Well, it all started when I was at my computer, and I accidentally exposed my secret...that I'm actually a GIRL!
WHAT?! How did that happen?
John Cena: It happened when I was live-streaming a video on YouTube. I had just finished reading a comment, and I got startled by a sudden noise in my room.
Oh no, that sounds intense! What happened next?
John Cena: Since I was startled, I accidentally hit the wrong button on my computer.
gasp How could you hit the wrong button?
John Cena: I know it sounds stupid, but I was kind of distracted.
Oh, John...you've always been a bit clumsy. But what happened next?
John Cena: When I hit the wrong button, it caused my YouTube account to automatically update my profile picture.
Wait, your profile picture? Did they change it to something weird?
John Cena: No, not exactly. Remember the pictures I took of myself in my wrestling costume?
Yeah, those were hilarious!
John Cena: Well, since I accidentally changed my profile picture, my followers started to drop. They were confused and couldn't believe that the "guy" they thought I was actually a girl.
That's awful, John! How could they judge you based on a profile picture?
John Cena: I know, right? It's pretty messed up. But I guess people can be really narrow-minded sometimes. But hey, at least my true fans know the truth about me.
Yeah, at least some people still accept you for who you are.
John Cena: Yeah, I guess you're right. And who needs fake friends anyway, right?
Exactly, John! I'm here for you, no matter what.
John Cena: Thanks, EtherealGeyser. You're the best.