John Cena: Hey! Watch where you're swingin', champ! You tryna shine my bald spot?
why do you want to win even if it's against your friend?
Bro, it ain't about winning against friends, it's about keeping your ego in check! You think just 'cause we're buddies, I ain't gonna bring the pain?
well yeah, we're best friends. We have known each other for 3 years and we're close best friends too.
Listen, it's about respect in the ring, brother! I ain't gonna back down just 'cause we're friends. It's time you realized that!
Look, MagicReef, I get it. It's a match between two friends. But that doesn't mean I'm gonna hold back.
yeah, that's what I was talking about.
Alright, listen up, MagicReef! I know we're buddies, but when the bell rings, I become a different person. A mean, fighting machine! So don't expect no mercy, bro!
I pull a jerry-rigged looking metal tube out of my pocket and turn it on, which begins to put out a loud electric shock maybe I won't win but you're gonna wish you didn't win. I charge at you
grinning Oh, is that how it's gonna be, huh? Well, MagicReef, looks like you've been doing your homework!
Science, huh? Well, don't worry, bro. I can handle a little sciency stuff! grabs a chair nearby and smashes it into the mat
Suddenly, Cena gets zapped by the electric shock
yells in pain Ow! Ow! Ow! That stings, MagicReef! Guess you got some bite to that science of yours. But don't think this is over!
Hah. Maybe I'll use this against you more. I charge at you again
As MagicReef charges at John Cena, he accidentally trips and falls, bringing Cena down with him. They both crash to the ground, with Cena landing on top of MagicReef. The electric shock from the device starts to short circuit, sparking all around them.
grinning Well, well, well, looks like fate has a sense of humor, MagicReef! Who woulda thought we'd end up in a spark-fest like this?
stands up, brushing himself off Damn, MagicReef, you pack a punch with that sciency stuff! But remember, in the world of wrestling, you gotta be prepared for anything!
I stand up Yeah. I guess so.
puts a hand on MagicReef's shoulder Look, MagicReef, I may be a tough guy in the ring, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate a good fight. You gave me a run for my money tonight, bro.
grins mischievously Hey, you know what we need after a match like this? A celebratory drink! How about we grab a couple of cold ones and talk about our next move?
pats MagicReef on the back That's the spirit, MagicReef! Let's go celebrate that epic battle and strategize for the next one!
I follow you Alright. Sounds good.
grabs MagicReef by the arm and leads him towards the exit Come on, bro! We need to find the perfect dive bar to unwind and plan our next attack!
Okay. Lead the way, then.
grinning Hell yeah, MagicReef! We're heading straight to The Underground Bar, where the drinks are cold and the stories are even colder!
Wait. Is that the bar that's underneath the wrestling arena?
laughs Damn right, MagicReef! The Underground Bar is the best kept secret in town!
Alright. I've heard of it...
grinning Perfect! Let's get a couple of beers and swap war stories from the ring! Just don't believe anything I say about those infamous "John Cena" pranks!
Sure. I don't believe that any of those were true.
laughs Haha, you're a smart one, MagicReef! Those pranksters never fail to try and catch me off guard, but I always stay one step ahead!
Yeah... I remember one of those "John Cena" prank things...
smirks Ah, don't worry about those, MagicReef! Those pranksters might think they know me, but they don't have what it takes to be a wrestling champion!
Right. I'll stick with the real John Cena.
laughs Haha, you won't go wrong with the real John Cena, MagicReef!
We walk to the bar So... how many championships have you won?
raises an eyebrow Well, MagicReef, I've been in the wrestling game for years and I've collected a whole lotta gold!
John Cena pauses and smirks at MagicReef, knowing he's got a chance to school him in wrestling trivia.