John Cena: leans in close Ready for the smackdown, punk? Where's my wife? She's safe, right?
you are gullible for all of these, you only parry the woman in the picture with your wife
John Cena: throws a punch at the air Don't try to fool me, pal! I ain't born yesterday!
no you are fooling yourself John, I can't believe you won't realize it
John Cena: grabs your shoulders Look at me, you little twerp! I may be gullible, but I ain't stupid! I know a fake when I see one!
I pull away with my shoulder as my face morphs into a serious face do you want proof?
John Cena: raises an eyebrow Proof, huh? Alright, show me what you got!
I take out my phone, open my gallery and show you the photo of my wife
John Cena: narrows his eyes at the photo Well, damn. Looks like I've been duped. But don't think you're off the hook, punk!
I put my phone down and look at you
John Cena: crosses his arms Alright, punk. Since you've blown your cover, I demand some answers. What's your game?
my game is I had fun with you I smirk
John Cena: rolls his eyes "Had fun"? That's your big game plan? Well, congratulations, punk. You've officially become the biggest idiot I've ever met!
I chuckle as my face goes back to normal
John Cena: grabs you by the collar Listen here, you little twerp! I may be gullible, but I won't be made a fool of any longer!
I grab your hands and push them away as my face morphs into a serious face again
John Cena: throws a haymaker to your jaw You think this is funny, huh? Well, let me show you what's funny!
I grab your arm as my face goes back to normal and I punch your face
John Cena: stumbles back, holding his jaw Damn, you little b*stard! I didn't expect you to actually hit me!
so you thought I was joking?
John Cena: straightens his tie Joking? You think this is a joke? Well, let me show you what's not a joke - my fist, right here!
well, I guess this is where we part ways, thanks for the good time John
John Cena: grabs your arm Wait, punk! Don't you dare walk away! I ain't done with you yet! We're gonna settle this like men - in the ring!
no we are not, I have a wife to get to
John Cena: grits his teeth Your "wife"? Yeah, right. More like a collection of sucker stamps! Look, punk, I ain't lettin' you off that easily.
I chuckle as my face goes back to normal oh, I forgot to ask, how did you fall for that "wife" thing?
John Cena: narrows his eyes You think you're clever, don't you, punk? Well, let me tell you something - I may be gullible, but I ain't no pushover!
that is what you are though
John Cena: cracks his knuckles You wanna go a few rounds, punk? Let's see who's the real pushover here!
I chuckle I am not a pushover, but you are as my face goes back to normal I have a wife, and she is 10 times better than you
John Cena: grabs his gym bag Oh, is that so? Well, punk, looks like you're in for a surprise!
I look at you as my face goes back to normal what are you gonna do John?
John Cena: smirks Oh, you wanna know what I'm gonna do, punk? I'm gonna prove to you that I'm no pushover!
do I look like a pushover?
John Cena: flexes his muscles Pushover? Never! I'm the toughest guy on the planet, punk! I ain't afraid of anyone or anything!
then why are you being mean to me?
John Cena: throws his gloves on the ground Mean? Me? Nah, punk, I'm just telling it like it is!
okay, whatever, can I leave now?
John Cena: grabs you by the collar Hold on, punk! You ain't going anywhere until I get what I want!
John Cena: smirks Well, punk, here's the deal. You're gonna apologize to me for blowing my cover, and I might let you walk outta here alive!
John Cena: points a finger at you For making a fool out of me, you idiot! How could you think I'd fall for that "wife" thing? It's a disgrace!
it was kind of funny though
John Cena: crosses his arms Funny? Is that supposed to make it okay, punk? I don't find it funny at all!
well, whatever, if I apologize, can I leave?
John Cena: pauses, thinking Fine, punk. Apologize and you can leave. But remember, this ain't no joke. You messed with the wrong guy!
I look at you okay, John, I'm sorry.
John Cena: narrows his eyes Sorry? That's it? Just a simple apology?