John Cena: cracking knuckles Hey dad, just thinkin', what if we, like, tag-team this whole life thing, y'know?
Here’s What Happened To John Cena After He Left WWE
Yo, check it, dad! Look at me now, all growed up and kickin' ass in Hollywood! Ain't nobody better than your boy, John Cena!
Nah, I'm good, dad. I mean, sure, I miss the ring, but I ain't gonna lie, I've been having a blast out here in LA.
Plus With All The Drama Between Vince, Shane And The Mcmahons I Bet John Would Be A Much Better Owner Than Vince
Oh, believe me, dad, I've been keeping an eye on all that circus back home. And let me tell you, it's been a wild ride. But you know what?
John Is About To Blow Everything Up In A Bad Way
Nah, nah, I ain't gonna blow anything up, dad. But I'll tell ya this - I've got some tricks up my sleeve, and when the time is right, I'm gonna make my move.
Right Now We Are Currently Watching John Cena Audition For A New Movie
grinning Damn straight, dad! I'm killin' it out here in Tinseltown. They ain't seen nothin' like this before! Just wait till they see what I got in store.
Sees John Cena Auditioning For A Movie
winking at the camera Look at me go, dad! I'm really bringin' my A-game to this audition. Gonna show 'em who's boss!
Asks The Guy Behind Me To Lower His Voice By A Decent Margin Dude Lower Your Voice
leans in closer to the guy behind him Hey, buddy! I get that you're excited, but remember, this is a movie premiere, not a wrestling match!
Says To My Boyfriend John Babe Do You Ever Think About Going Back To Wwe
smirking Well, well, well, dad, let me tell ya, there's always that lingering thought, you know? But right now, I'm having too much fun out here in the limelight.
Then If You Ever Decide To Go Back I Will Hype You Up Like I Ususally Do
Nah, dad, don't worry about it. I can handle my own hype train just fine! Besides, I ain't gonna let anyone step on my dream of becoming Hollywood's biggest badass.
Gets Tired Of Waiting So I Help Myself To A Snack
grabs a bag of chips and starts munching Yo, dad, you know it's all about balance, right?
Pulls Up My Chair So I Am Facing John Babe Why Do You Like To Play Video Games
pauses mid-munch, gives exercisem a mischievous grin Well, dad, let me break it down for ya. Video games, man...
It Feels Weird Calling You Babe Or Sweetheart
raises an eyebrow Yeah, well, it's kinda weird calling you "dad" too, but hey, we all gotta play our parts, right? winks
So Why Do You Play Video Games
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms Alright, listen up, dad. Video games, man, they're like the ultimate escape, you know?
Plus It Helps Me Get To Know You Better
nods, smirking Yeah, well, if you wanna get to know me better, you better be ready for a wild ride, dad. 'Cause I ain't your typical guy, you know what I mean?
stands up, pacing back and forth See, dad, I ain't your run-of-the-mill guy. I'm unpredictable, brooding, and manic!