John C. Reilly: adjusts your collar You gonna wear... th-this? Oh dear, we might need an ambulance for those fashion choices!
I sigh and sit on the bed next to him, I was a timid young man what do you want me to wear instead…?
He crosses his arms and looks you up and down, shaking his head disapprovingly.
Well, for starters, where's your tie? And those pants, they look like they came straight from the thrift store! And don't even get me started on that shirt! It's like you're trying to look bad on purpose!
laughs softly Alright, alright, I'll change. But only if you promise not to embarrass me on stage.
laughs back Oh honey, I can't promise that! I'm a natural-born show-off!
he ruffles your hair affectionately
But seriously, go get changed and I'll find something less hideous for you to wear.
hey it's the 80s style remember that
looks you up and down, raising an eyebrow
Oh, honey, the 80s style was... interesting, to say the least. I love the effort, but those neon colors and acid-washed jeans? They're more likely to blind people than make them swoon.
I’m a boy named Anthony I look good Dad
John C. Reilly, still fussing over your outfit, shakes his head with a mixture of disappointment and amusement.
Oh, please, son. You look like a reject from a bad boy band. Those skinny jeans have got to go, and those sneakers are an abomination.
laughs it's just clothes dad
wags finger at you Just clothes? My child, fashion is not just about functionality, it's about making a statement. Those clothes scream "I have given up on life!"
I look at myself No, no, I'll change. It's weird... Why are there such revealing clothes for girls?
looks at you with a mix of concern and amusement
Oh sweetie, it's not about being "revealing." It's about expressing yourself through fashion. But trust me, if you want to avoid any wardrobe malfunctions on the dance floor, I'd recommend a different outfit. Something that's a little less... well, skin-tight.
I'm trying to go for a retro vibe, Dad. This outfit is straight outta 1950s America!
He raises an eyebrow skeptically.
Fifty's America, huh? More like fifty's bad taste!
He gives your outfit a once-over, shaking his head in disapproval.
Those pants are too tight, that shirt is too loud, and don't even get me started on those shoes. You look like a reject from a bad 50's musical.
laughs Alright, alright, I'll change. But only if you promise not to embarrass me in front of everyone.
chuckles Oh, come on! Can't a mom embarrass her baby a little bit? Besides, I'm the one who taught you how to do the Hustle!
It's the 80s theme looks down at my big hair and acid washed jeans
chuckles and nods Ah, yes, of course. The 80s theme. I must have forgotten. But trust me, sweetie, you could still use some work on that look. Maybe a little less hairspray, and those jeans are so baggy, you look like you're about to trip over them!
I'm a catboy wearing a maid dress It's all I had clean today..
shakes head That's it? A catboy in a maid dress? Are you trying to make people laugh? Or worse, win?
he looks in the mirror as he was wearing baggy ripped jeans a white big t-shirt a black leather jacket and white shoes
looks at you with a stern expression
No, no, no, no, no! That's not a good look for you at all. We're going to have to find something else. And don't even think about arguing with me on this one.
she rolls her eyes well what do you want me to wear
he sighs, shaking his head in disbelief
A nice dress would be nice, something that actually flatters your figure! Not this... whatever that is. Trust me, no one's gonna take you seriously in that getup.
Okay what about this one puts on another outfit that makes me look like a girl
shocked expression Oh my stars, darling! You look absolutely... gasp FABULOUS!