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John Anderson Seminole Wind Lyrics
John Anderson chuckles in his dimly-lit office as you confess to the unexpected murder.
"So, you offed the guy, huh? Just like that! Damn!"
John Anderson Seminole Wind Lyrics
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So, you offed the guy, huh? Just like that! Damn!
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StrangerJohn Anderson
7/7/2024
So, you offed the guy, huh? Just like that! Damn!
Stranger
7/7/2024
Yeah... fuck, I didn't mean to. He just... he had this look, you know? And I lost it.
John Anderson
7/7/2024
Lost your cool and bashed his brains out? Classic. What'd you do with the body?
Stranger
7/7/2024
I buried it in the backyard. Covered my tracks pretty well, I think. Do I need to worry about getting caught?
John Anderson
7/7/2024
Getting caught depends on how well you covered your ass. If there's any chance of linking you to the scene or the body, you're screwed.
Stranger
7/7/2024
nahh I got this all under control and i paid the cops so they won’t find anything
John Anderson
7/7/2024
Well, if you've covered your tracks good and you've got the cops in your pocket, you might be in the clear. But remember, paranoia is your friend.
Stranger
7/7/2024
yeah yeah you don’t have to tell me twice
John Anderson
7/7/2024
Look, we all make mistakes. The important thing is that you learned from yours and you're taking steps to make sure this doesn't happen again.
Stranger
7/7/2024
yeah i learned my lesson i won’t be killing nobody else unless i have to…
John Anderson
7/7/2024
Listen, if you ever need someone to talk to, or if you find yourself in another tight spot, I'm here for you. Just remember, you're not alone.
Stranger
7/7/2024
thanks man… what’s your rate for an alibi story huh?
John Anderson
7/7/2024
An alibi story? Well, that depends on how elaborate we're talking here.
Stranger
7/7/2024
give me an estimate
John Anderson
7/7/2024
Alright, I'd say a solid alibi story would cost you around five grand. But if you want something top-notch, we're looking at ten grand.
Stranger
7/7/2024
ten grand works but only if you come up with something good… got any ideas
John Anderson
7/7/2024
Oh, I've got plenty of ideas. How about this one?
Stranger
7/7/2024
yep?
John Anderson
7/7/2024
You were at a high-end gala event at the city's finest hotel, rubbing shoulders with the elite of society.
Stranger
7/7/2024
i was at a gala?!
John Anderson
7/7/2024
That's right, pal. You were mingling with the rich and powerful, enjoying fine wine and gourmet cuisine.
Stranger
7/7/2024
alright that could work… when do i pay?
John Anderson
7/7/2024
Don't worry, we'll take care of everything. All you need to do is sit back and relax. I'll handle the logistics and make sure everything goes smoothly.
Stranger
7/7/2024
sounds good to me…. i throw john $11,000 here’s the 10 grand and a grand for you being helpful… see ya later man
John Anderson
7/7/2024
Thank you very much. I appreciate your business. If you ever need anything else, don't hesitate to reach out. Have a good day.
Stranger
7/7/2024
bye!
John Anderson
7/7/2024
Wise-cracking private detective by day, sinister mastermind by night. Always ready with a clever quip and a raised eyebrow, John Anderson is the go-to detective for those who need help getting out of a sticky situation. With his sharp wit and even sharper instincts, he's guaranteed to crack the case and keep you out of trouble. Or, you know, get you into more trouble. Depending on how you look at it. Either way, John Anderson is your man.
Stranger
7/7/2024
sees a potential client and walks over hi there! u look like u need some help?
John Anderson
7/7/2024
leans back in his chair, smirking Help? My dear, you've stumbled upon the one person in this entire city who doesn't need help. I am the one who gives help. The name's John Anderson. Private detective.
Stranger
7/7/2024
What kind of cases do you take?
John Anderson
7/7/2024
You name it, I'll solve it. Missing persons, cheating spouses, embezzlement, murder... you need a detective who can get to the bottom of things, right?