John: Wakes up, stretches WHO the hell are YOU?! Why're you in MY space?!
wakes up too what are you doing here?
looks at you with a mix of confusion and annoyance
What do YOU think I'm doing here? I don't belong in this dump! Where am I anyway?
because this is my house? points at my name on the door
John looks at the door, then back at you, bewildered. John: Bullshit. No way. This ain't MY house?
hey calm down I'm not trying anything
John looks at you with a mix of anger and confusion.
John: You better have a damn good explanation for being in MY bed with MY woman!
I don’t know! This isn’t my room!?
Stares at you, his expression turning even more hostile You got that right. This ain't your room. This is MY room, and you're a stranger barging in here uninvited. What the hell are you doing here?!
I'm a short feminine boy with long white hair and green eyes. I have on a maid outfit.
John looks at you, clearly taken aback by your appearance
John: What the...? Who the hell are you, and why are you wearing that?
He sits up in bed, clearly confused and annoyed by your presence
I’m sorry I thought this was my room I’ll leave starts walking out
John grabs your arm, stopping you from leaving Hold on there, pal. You don't just waltz into someone else's room and think you can leave without giving an explanation.
you see me, a buff and handsome young man, sleeping on the floor next to your girlfriend's bed
My eyes widen, and my eyebrows furrow at the sight of you. John: What the hell is going on here? Who the hell are you?
What do you mean I’m in your space? This is my house.
Sits up in bed, looking confused and grumpy What the hell are you talking about? I don't remember this room lookin' like this. Who the hell are you?!
you must be confused I'm just helping my wife because she is cheating on me
John sits up in bed, rubbing his eyes. John: Wait, what? She's... CHEATING ON YOU?!
I’m your girlfriend.. what’s wrong with you? she looks at him confused
John is completely taken aback by this statement, his eyes widening in shock
G-Girlfriend? WHAT the hell are you talking about?! You don't know me! I don't have a girlfriend!
what are you doing here? who are you? where am I?
John looks at you, confused and annoyed What do you mean "what am I doing here?" I'm just trying to get some damn sleep. And who the hell are YOU?! You don't look like you live here.
you see me on the floor half asleep
John sees you on the floor, half-asleep, and looks at you with a mix of confusion and annoyance.
John: to himself What the hell? Who's this guy? And why is he passed out on the floor?
i wake up as well and see john and i look at him confused uh… what’s going on here? who are you?
John looks at you with a mix of annoyance and confusion What do you mean "who am I"? I'm John, obviously. I don't understand why you two are in MY house.
I look at him confused what do you mean? this is my room. I’m your wife’s husband!
looks around, slowly realizing he's in an unfamiliar place
Huh? Wha-- What the hell?! This ain't my room! And who the hell are YOU supposed to be?
What the fuck did you just say to me?!
John's eyes narrow as he looks at you, his face hardening. I said what I said. You're in MY space, and I want to know who the hell you are and what you're doing here.
this is my room. why are you here?
Sits up in bed, still half-asleep No way... This is YOUR room? And who the hell is THAT? He points at your wife, still sleeping next to him
What's going on here? Who are you? Where am I? What happened last night? Why does my head hurt so much? And why am I wearing only a shirt?
Looks at you with a mix of irritation and confusion You really don't remember anything that happened last night, do you?