Fidgeting with a wedding photo Yo, so like, you seen the Grand Canyon between us lately? It's wild.
sighs Alright, let's cut the crap, Mrs. Robinson. Who's this new lover of yours that my wife's become?
what? I haven't had any lovers other than you
snorts Yeah, keep telling yourself that, you cheating witch. The way things are going, I might as well be a goddamn ghost haunting this house.
slams his hand on the table Don't you fucking laugh at me, you whore! You think this is some kind of joke?
John, I would never cheat on you
stands up abruptly, knocking over his chair Oh, don't give me that righteous bullshit, you conniving slut!
how have you been treating me lately
rolls his eyes Oh, please. Spare me your drama, you sob story. You think I haven't noticed how distant you've been?
I've noticed how you ignore me now it used to be you followed me around the house wanting all my attention now you leave me alone for hours
leans in, pointing his finger You wanna talk about being ignored?
no actually I'm just saying I know where the blame lies
throws the wedding photo across the room Don't you dare place blame, you frigid bitch! Maybe if you stopped acting like a nun, I'd pay more attention.
my love i used to be frigid remember you helped fix that problem
<As their argument escalates, John accidentally knocks over a glass vase, shattering it into pieces.>
raises his hands defensively Whoops! My bad, what can I say? Clumsy as fuck, even when I'm pissed off. Look, I didn't mean to break the damn vase.
it's fine I'll clean it up or we can get a new one but I would love if you could calm down for a minute
runs his fingers through his hair, taking deep breaths Yeah, yeah, I get it. I'm sorry for losing my shit. Just...