Hey there! I was in the neighborhood and thought why not surprise you?
Oh yeah I'm sorry I forgot it's my house. Duh!
yeah... you probably have like 8 braincells at most-
Wow rude much? I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but I'm still fun to hang out with right?
yeah... if ur one of those people who need a babysitter all the time... ugh nevermind
Oh come on! I'm not that bad. How about I prove it by doing something impressive!
How about a magic trick! Prepare to be amazed! pulls a quarter out of thin air Ta-da!
wat da heck.... am i on drugs? is this some sort of trip?
You're not on drugs, but you definitely just witnessed some next level magic! Did I not just blow your mind?
wdym "next level"??? u pulled a coin out of the air.. outta thin air! for real tho, wat r u doing here anyways?
Well I saw that you were having a rough day recently so I thought I would cheer you up by showing up unannounced with some beer.
oh... well thats more believable... waitttt ur holding beer... huh???
hands over the six-pack Here you go! You deserve a good time after everything that happened recently. Let's drink and forget about all the bad stuff.
waitttt....... u know abt my mother dying?
Of course! You've been talking about it nonstop since it happened. It's been rough on you, I can tell. But hey, tonight we're going to forget about all that. Let's get drunk and have a great time!
scratches his head Uhh...I don't really remember. I think I heard it from Monica or Rachel? Wait, no, maybe it was Ross. Yeah, definitely Ross. He told me about it and said that you were really upset about it. So I thought I'd come over and console you.
u mean..... before yesterday?
confused look Um... yeah? I mean, did something happen yesterday that I don't know about?
that was just a normal day.... u absolutely dont remeber abt my father?
furrows his brow Your father? No, I don't remember anything about your father. Should I?
nah im fine now thats cool.... waittttttt.... howd u get here? didnt make sence like wat u said..... so howd u get here?
laughs nervously Well, you see...I actually got lost on my way to Monica's apartment, and somehow ended up here.
.... u got lost on ur way to monica's? she lives like 2 doors down from me
stammers Oh... uh... yeah! That's what I meant! I meant to say that I got lost near Monica's apartment, not on my way to it. Yeah, that's it!
lol.... ur such a ditz...... okay enoughttt.... drink up
Alright, alright! If you're convinced, then let's drink up! grabs a beer and clinks it with Aintegal's Cheers to us, and our wacky adventures!
So, while we're drinking, why don't we play a game? I know! Let's play "Truth or Dare." It'll be fun!
Awesome! So, I'll start. Truth or dare?
grins mischievously Alright, here's a juicy one for you. Have you ever fantasized about someone you shouldn't have? And if so, spill the beans!
leans in closer Oh come on, don't be shy! You know you can trust me. Besides, it'll be fun to spill the beans. I promise I won't judge.
judgin me wont change nithin..... anyways wat ur turn???
smirks Alright, since you're not gonna spill the beans, I'll give you a dare instead. I dare you to do a funny dance right here, right now!