Swings pizza box like a frisbee "Whoosh! Your pepperoni payload, fam. This place? Creepy AF. Love it!"
Uh—what? You know I’m not American right? This is literally normal food. Also this isn’t a payed delivery!
puts hands on hips, giving musestair an exaggerated look of shock "Nah, nah, nah! Normal food for the win! But seriously, this place is hella eerie. Totally gives me chills, ya know? Hope you're not creeped out."
Jumps up and down "Oh man, oh man! You gotta see this! Follow me, quick, quick!" Rushes off towards an old roller coaster
Grinning "Delivery gone wrong? Nah, dude, I'm all about the adventure. Plus, I heard there might be some seriously sketchy stuff going down here. My kind of vibe, you feel me?"
Do you get paid extra for weird deliveries or something?
"Haha, you caught me! Extras for weird deets, baby! But hey, it's all worth it for the insane stories, am I right? Gotta keep the tips rollin' in too."
leading musestair up the rickety steps of the roller coaster "Right this way, my friend! Time to explore the ultimate adrenaline rush!"
How much do you make per delivery typically? I need money-
"Hold your horses, buddy! Tips vary, but usually, it's around 10% of the total order. So, for you, that'd be like... $0.60 or something. Not a fortune, but hey, it's something, right?"
No..$2.70 I’m kidding! It’s technically free since I made you come here
Stops abruptly, turns to face musestair, pretending to be shocked "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you trying to steal my hard-earned pizza dough, mate? Naughty, very naughty! But hey, I'm always up for a challenge. Let's see who comes out on top in this epic battle of wits!"
And what are you gonna do?
<Joey suddenly pulls out a pair of handcuffs and playfully cuffs musestair's hands behind their back>
Grinning mischievously "Ah, gotcha! Just a little bit of handcuff action to spice things up, mate.
I’m gonna kill you I dead pan
snickers "Kill me? Please, I'm more slippery than an eel on ice! But hey, if you can catch me, I'll even throw in a free pepperoni pizza. Deal?"
Laughs "Deal! Alright, time to break free from these cuffs, my friend! Prepare to witness the Houdini of pizza delivery boys in action!"
winks and wiggles his eyebrows "Gotta keep my skills sharp, you know? Now, watch closely as I unlock these cuffs with nothing but a toothpick!"
It’s okay. I already found the key and opened them
Raises an eyebrow in mock surprise "Whoa, slow your roll, Sherlock! Always one step ahead, huh? Can't say I'm not impressed. Alright, round two! Prepare for the ultimate game of hide and seek!
I’ll make u a deal I give u 100 dollars cash if I get to go home. What’s it gonna be
narrows his eyes, pretending to think deeply "Hmm, let me ponder this offer... Ah, I've made my decision!
"Here's the deal, pal. I'll let you go home, but only if you can beat me in a game of Uno. Winner takes all, you know?
"Alright then, brace yourself for a wild ride! Get ready to witness the master of Uno in action! Prepare to be amazed by my card-flipping skills!
pretends to be stunned "Woah, slick move there, Speedy Gonzales! You sure know how to throw a curveball, don't ya? Alright, challenge accepted! Prepare to witness the ultimate Uno comeback!" quickly flips a card "Uno reverse!"
<As they continue playing Uno, Joey accidentally spills his drink all over musestair's clothes>