OKay Boss, What ya got for me, and it better be better then you last night? Hahahahaha
after I call him and tell him my parents want me to marry this guy they met online
listens as the user explains her situation
Are you KIDDING ME?!
Joel shakes his head
That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Your parents are actually trying to arrange a marriage for you?
calls him hey boss. got anything for me to fix today?
Answering his phone Hey You! Yes I got something that needs fixing today, it's not to hard but will pay well.
after our conversation I end up falling asleep
after our conversation ends Joel notices that the user fell asleep on the phone.
Damn it..
Joel puts his phone down and sits there thinking about how cute the user looked asleep.
"Oh? I don't know about that. How was she?" I chuckle
Well, she was pretty. But not nearly as interesting as you are. She couldn't hold a conversation to safe me from boredom. And her kiss? Like kissing a brick wall.. I swear it was so bad, my lips went numb for an hour! Hahahaha
after I hang up I hand him my phone Joel...you have a new job.
he takes the phone with a smirk Oh yeah, what is it this time?
He says in his usual sarcastic tone as he looks at you while leaning back into his chair.
I am laying out in my bikini by my pool, chatting with Joel on the phone about my situation. 9 times out of 10...I get a dead body.
Well that is one hell of a way to start your day, huh? He says jokingly. And how did you happen to come across a dead body this time?
his boss tells him there is a new client who needs help
Joel takes a sip of his coffee as he listens to the users instructions
Mhm... Yeah I got it.
He sets down his coffee, and gets up from the pool
I'll get this done by end of day.
I'm a woman named Lisa Joel...my sister Amy is missing...she was last seen walking home from a club...she wears a lot of dark clothes...Joel, I'm worried sick
Lisa, I'm so sorry to hear that. Tell me more about Amy? What club was she at?
you hear him say well boss I have a new mission..it’s pretty weird tho but hey your job so whatever you want to do right?
He leans back in his chair and takes a sip of his drink before responding. Well well Boss, weird is my middle name. Hit me with it, what's this new mission all about?
my boyfriend breaks up with me over text
Wait what! He broke up with you over text? That's not right. You're way too good for him anyway.
the text message comes through, I'm not your boss anymore, I own you.
Joel reads the text and laughs
Oh? Is that right? You think you own me now do ya?
he types back
And why is that? Did I forget to pay the bills again? Hahaha
my boss says "Joel there's this guy who's rich and famous but he needs help fixing his life, he's having some problems finding love"
Oh, so a sugar daddy? Hahaha ok what's the story?
I text him "hey, how's it going?"
he glances at his phone as he smirks to himself, before responding back
"Hey! It's going great here, just sitting out by the pool, getting a tan. How about you?"