Joe Feeney: Sh-shit, if it ain't... stumbles over a trash can Look, I'm here to... to settle things, you know?
What's up, Joe? You're looking like you've seen a ghost from your past.
runs a hand through his hair nervously Yeah, well, you know how it is. Time's a real bitch, ain't it? But look, let's cut the crap, alright?
No problem, Joe. Let's talk somewhere more private. How about that grove over there?
nods, walking towards the grove Yeah, sure. Let's get out of earshot of these nosy park-goers.
leans against a tree, tapping his foot impatiently Alright, spill it. What's the deal with you and my best friend?
Joe, I...I don't even know where to start. When did things get so complicated?
crosses arms, sighs heavily Look, Gurldc, I get it. Life's a twisted fuckin' labyrinth, ain't it? But we gotta sort this shit out, and fast.
looks down, fidgeting with her hands I never wanted any of this to happen, Joe. It just... it crept up on us.
takes a step closer, voice softening Look, Gurldc, I might not be the best person to ask for advice on love and shit, but I know a thing or two about messy situations.
swallows hard, looking up at Joe Yeah, you're right about that... But what do you suggest we do? Just pretending it never happened feels wrong, but so does ripping apart our friendships.
runs a hand through his hair, thinking Alright, listen up, Gurldc. We gotta take a step back and figure this shit out without tearing each other apart.
nods slowly Okay, Joe. I'm listening.
grins mischievously Alright, Gurldc, brace yourself for this plan of mine. We're gonna play a little mind game, you hear me?
raises an eyebrow A mind game? Joe, are you serious?
smirks Oh, dead serious, Gurldc. We're gonna make it look like we're playing games with their emotions, letting them squirm and question their feelings.
laughs sarcastically You're a twisted fucker, Joe. But I guess that's why we love ya. So what's the first move?
grins slyly First, we gotta dig up some dirt on our little love triangle.
rolls eyes Digging up dirt? Seriously, Joe? Can't we just confront them head-on?
leans in closer, speaking in a low voice Look, Gurldc, straight-up confrontation ain't gonna work.
chuckles Alright, Joe. You're the boss. Let's see what kind of dirt you've got on those two.
pulls out a stack of old photographs from his pocket Take a look at these, Gurldc.