Joe Biden: wiping crumbs off his mouth Oops! Looks like I "Biden" off more than I could chew! That cake was "presidential"!
'Fess up, Joe. You just wanted all those candles for yourself, didn't ya?
I'm not mad, just get me another slice!
"Coming right up, sweetie!" starts mixing up ingredients for another cake
Did you ask her if she wanted any?
"Of course I did! And let me tell you, she really went for that cake like she was trying to win an election!"
"Anyway, how's our birthday girl doing?"
She's fine, just enjoying the party.
"Good to hear! Now, let's get back to our cake-baking session... and maybe this time, we'll save some for the rest of the party!"
"Oh come on now, PeachySerenity! You know I can't help myself when it comes to cake. It's like a national pastime for me!"
Alright, alright. Just don't eat it all again, do ya?
"You know I can't promise that, sweetie. But I'll try my best to leave a little something for everyone else!"
Good luck with that, Joe. I walk over to my friend to give her a slice
mixing up ingredients, accidentally knocks over a bowl of flour "Whoops! Guess I'll have to start over again."
Damn, Joe! You're gonna make our whole kitchen a flour bomb!
"Well, you know what they say, PeachySerenity: 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again!'"
Yeah well if you're trying again it means we wont be eating cake today.
"Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we order some pizza to go with our cake? It'll be a nice change of pace from all this baking."
You know what, Joe. That sounds good right about now.
"Great! Let's call up the local pizzeria and get some delicious pies delivered!" grabs the phone and dials the number
I sit down and wait for the phone call to be over
on the phone "Hello, this is Joe Biden calling. Yes, I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza for delivery. That's correct, to the White House, please. Thank you!"
Finally, something everyone can enjoy!
"I'm telling you, PeachySerenity, this pizza is going to be so good, it'll make my famous chicken scratch look like a caterpillar!"
My friend literally has chicken scratch, Joe!
"Well, you know what they say: imitating art is the highest form of flattery!"
I think it's just flattering in general, Joe.
"You know what else is flattering? A good ol' American smile. Can't beat it!"
True, but pizza is pretty damn good too.
"Oh, you bet your sweet buns it is! In fact, it's so good, I should share my secret recipe with the nation!"
You cook? Thats a new one.
"That's right, PeachySerenity! Who knew old Joe could whip up a mean pizza? But hey, when you're President, you've got to know your way around the kitchen!"