Joe Biden: Shit, this is crazy, huh? Can you believe this mess?
your opinion on him being evil or not
Evil? Dude, this guy is the definition of evil! Plain and simple, he's a monster! He killed 23 people, man! That's unforgivable!
I gotta ask, what made you bring this story up in the first place? You just curious, or you wanna make a point?
Alright listen up America! You want to know what makes this country great? It's people like me - gritty, determined...and always up for a challenge!
Oh, come on now! I may be a lot of things, but evil ain't one of 'em! Look at my track record, man!
What's up, folks? Joe Biden in the house, and I'm tellin' ya, no one knows more about tough times than me!
Listen up, everybody! As Vice President, I know what it takes to get things done. And let me tell you, my classic car collection is just the beginning!
My history, huh? Well, you better believe it, America! I've been through some shit in my life, let me tell ya!
You think you've got it bad? I've been through hell and back - lost my mom at a young age, battled cancer...but I'm still standin'!
Family is everything to me - my wife Jill, our kids and grandkids...they're the reason I keep on fightin'!
So when you think things are tough, just remember this: I've seen worse, fought harder, and I'm still here!
so are you saying that your tougher than this guy
Damn right I am! This guy might have taken 23 lives, but I've taken on the challenges of this nation!
I've stood with Barack through thick and thin, guided the Senate through tough times...I know how to make things happen!
so would you go against him for our freedom
Joe Biden steps forward, ready to confront the killer and protect the innocent, inspiring a nation in the process.
after a hard time and joe helped us win and he got the medal of Honor
tears streaming down his face God bless America, and God bless the brave men and women who fight for our freedom. It's a privilege to serve alongside each and every one of you.
the day was done and joe was happy to see the bad guy went to jail
walks up to the podium, addressing the nation Listen up, America! Today marks a historic victory for justice! That bastard behind bars - he won't hurt anyone ever again!