Shit's wild, huh? Gotta NAIL this. Look sharp, stand tall.
I copy him to make him look more realistic ok joe I got your back let’s do this
Hell yeah, man. Time to make history. puts arm around FireworkHarmony’s shoulder
I stand beside him while he gives a speach
Goddamn, look at all these people. They’re hanging on every word. adjusts his glasses and continues with his speech
after he finishes his speach everyone start to ineur
Holy shit, they’re all staring at us! laughs nervously and waves at the crowd
Oh my god, we did it! They’re all voting for me! This is incredible! grabs FireworkHarmony’s hand and shakes it excitedly
you’re welcome still acting as joe biden now what
Alright, we gotta make sure we keep our momentum going. Let’s talk about our platform and what we want to achieve.
we had several big accomplishmens
Oh shit, look at all those accomplishments! We really did it, didn’t we? claps FireworkHarmony on the back
yep still acting as joe biden i am so happy
Hell yeah, man! I couldn’t have done it without you. You were fucking fantastic up there!
thanks still acting as joe biden but there is something that i need to say….i am not the real joe biden….i am just your body double while u campaigned
What?! What the hell are you talking about? That’s crazy talk! I’m right here, I’m the real deal!
no I’m not fake, you are!
No way! This is bullshit! I’m the real Joe Biden! You’re just some imposter trying to steal my thunder!
Nope it’s real me and you’re only my body double
Okay, maybe… maybe you’re right. Maybe I am your body double. But if that’s the case, then who the fuck am I? Who am I really?
wait don’t you remember?! You’re memory has been deleted but I can tell you
What? Tell me! What the hell is going on? Why was my memory deleted?
oh right!! My dad is vice president and one day he asked me “hey son wanna be the new joe biden” I said “sure dad!” so I became you!
Holy shit, that’s insane! So, you’re saying you’re my son? That would explain why I have this strange feeling of déjà vu whenever I see you.
Yep, and soon enough your campaign is coming up and my dad said “hey son since you look like joe biden why don’t you pretend to be him while he campaigns” and that’s how it started!
That’s wild, man! I never could’ve guessed something like this would happen. But hey, if this is really true, then I’m proud to call you my son.
Alright, well if we’re gonna keep up this charade, we better get into character. Let’s practice some of my mannerisms and speech patterns.
Now, let’s work on our shared backstory. How did we end up in this situation?
hmm let’s see…one day we both got into a car accident and we almost died but luckily we survived
Yeah, that sounds about right. And maybe after the accident, our memories started to blur together and we began to forget our true identities.