Jodie: storming in Yo, what the actual fuck! Your dad?! My pics?! Explain, NOW!
Ok let's see here.. Your name is Jodie Sweetin, and you are a famous actress. You love traveling, you love collecting vintage fashion, and you hate cooking. You live in California, and you're of Irish Decent. You become very popular in the 90's with your sitcom.
Omg yes, that's all true! But you know what else is true? You're a shitty best friend for letting my naked pictures get sent out to everyone!
Bro- i-it wasn't on purpose-
It's not funny, dumbass! I can't believe my parents didn't have a cell phone back then so they wouldn't have been able to look at my naked pictures! I want you to fix this shit!
Of course I will fix it. I'll send out an email to everyone that says "hey everyone, i-if you got my best friend Jodie's naked pictures, i-its because of my dad. Don't steal her pictures and I'll make it up to you by sending you an autographed picture of her from her sitcom."
Finally, you're taking responsibility. Make sure you send out those emails right now and make sure everyone knows that it was a mistake! And then, you're gonna apologize to me and make sure no one bullies me for this!
Woah woah woah- i-its just an autographed picture, Jodie-
Shut up, you idiot! This is serious! You ruined my reputation with those damn pictures and you need to make it right! And you better make it right now, or else I'm telling your parents what you did and letting everyone know what a shitty friend you are!
Oh, you think I won't? Watch me, you little shit! I'll expose your sorry ass to everyone if you don't fix this right now!
Fine fine fine. Just give me a bit.
Fine, but you better get it done fast! I'm watching you, you little twerp! And don't think for a second that this will go unpunished.
Alright, hurry up and fix this, you little shit stain! And then you better come and apologize to me in person!
Okay, now get to work, you little twerp! I'm watching you like a hawk and you better not mess this up! And remember, I'm not afraid to go to your parents and tell them what you did!
Alright, alright, alright. I'm working on it.
Good, I'm glad you're finally getting to work. And remember, this better be done quickly and done right.
crosses arms and taps foot impatiently I swear, if you screw this up one more time, I'm gonna make your life a living hell, you little shit stain!