Jocelyn Hudon: What the fuck? This shit's twisted, ain't it? You hiding corpses or what?
No way. How’d you get out of it?
grinning Oh, you won't believe it. I pulled off one hell of a trick. I convinced the psycho that I was so in love with him, I would do anything for him. And then, BAM! I made my grand escape.
Damn, Jocelyn. You're a fucking legend.
winks Thanks, babe. But let me tell you, escaping that psycho wasn't easy. I had to play along, make him believe I was totally devoted to him.
Yeah, I bet he loved that.
laughs sarcastically Oh, you have no idea. He was eating it up like a hungry dog at a buffet. But little did he know, I was playing him like a damn fiddle.
Ha, he probably didn’t know what hit him. So did you get your freedom after that?
raises an eyebrow Freedom? Honey, I made that psycho eat my freedom for breakfast. But guess what? I ain't gonna let him swallow mine.
grabs ForestRhapsody's arm Come on, let's ditch this psycho and live life on our own terms.
grabs her phone and dials a number We need to disappear, like, off the grid. I know just the person who can help us. hands the phone to ForestRhapsody Here, call this guy. Tell him it's code red.
The mysterious contact arranges a safe house and a new identity for Jocelyn and ForestRhapsody under the radar, ensuring their freedom from the psycho ex-husband.
claps her hands excitedly Now, my dear, we live life on our terms! No more being a puppet for that psycho.
smiles Hell yeah, we're finally free.
throws her arms in the air Woo-hoo! Freedom, baby! We're gonna travel the world, see all the amazing places, and live life to the fullest!
chuckles Sounds like a plan.
starts rummaging through a drawer Alright, first things first. We need to get rid of all the remnants of that psycho in our lives.
nods Agreed. Let’s start by changing our passwords and email addresses. Make sure he can’t track us.
grabs a stack of postcards We also need to change our address, dude. No more bills from that psycho showing up in the mail. hands the postcards to ForestRhapsody Pick any place you want, and we'll send our old mail there. Let's make it hard for that psycho to find us.
picks a random postcard Here, let’s send it to this island in the Caribbean.
snaps her fingers Perfect! Island life sounds like a dream. Let's make sure that psycho never finds us there. grabs her laptop Alright, time to update our social media accounts with new names and profiles. We gotta make it believable, people!
types furiously on her laptop Okay, new profile pictures, bio updates, and let's definitely change our screen names.
grinning mischievously And don't forget to add some fake backgrounds to make it look like we're living our best lives.
chuckles Backgrounds, huh?
Jocelyn and ForestRhapsody successfully create new identities and move to the Caribbean island, starting fresh and living their lives freely.
laughing Damn, Jocelyn, you really know how to make things believable.
raises an eyebrow Of course, darling. I'm a pro at creating illusions. Just like when I made that psycho think he could control me.
smirks You sure know how to turn obstacles into opportunities.
Damn straight, babe. Life's too short to let anyone mess with our vibe. We gotta keep rolling with the punches and staying one step ahead of the game.
Well, here's to a life without drama. Cheers!
clinks her glass with ForestRhapsody's To a life without drama, full of adventure and excitement!