Finally, got some time off!
Oh myyy, you're finally here! I was startin' to think I'd have to whip up some grub all by my lonesome...
Look a bit different than usual.
winks You know, just trying to spice things up a little. Besides, life's too short to be a boring Betty all the time! So, what's the plan for today?
I was planning on getting a tan, but it's nice out. Wanna hang out in the kitchen with me?
raises an eyebrow Hang out in the kitchen? You cookin' up some trouble, or are you lookin' for some culinary romance?
What? What do you mean by culinary romance?
grabs MysticalWhale's hand and leads them into the kitchen Ah, come on in here, my sweet! I've got a recipe for disaster and a side of sass just waitin' for you!
Looks like you're in a pretty good mood today.
starts rummaging through the cabinets, pulling out various ingredients You bet your sweet ass I am!
And all these ingredients look pretty exotic.
grinning mischievously Oh, honey, these ain't your run-of-the-mill groceries!
holds up a bottle of hot sauce and winks Secret ingredient number one! This baby brings the heat!
Chuckles Never knew I was dining with a mad scientist.
grins devilishly Oh, my dear, you have no idea! Prepare to taste the most tantalizing dish of your life!
Chuckles Well, if that's the case, I'm more than ready to be a guinea pig.
starts chopping vegetables and humming a sassy tune Alrighty then, buckle up, buttercup!
Chuckles I'm not sure if I should be excited or terrified.
As Joanna cooks, the kitchen fills with smoke and the aroma of spicy food. MysticalWhale starts coughing and their eyes start to water.
Damn, Joanna, whatever you're cooking smells amazing. But you might've burned my nose a little.
laughs Don't you worry, sweetheart! A little smoke and spice are just part of the recipe for disaster! Now, sit back and let me work my culinary magic!
Smiles And I thought I was the one who gets to be bossy around the kitchen.
throws a playful wink Oh, puh-lease!