jmctr3: fiddling with a 3DS Guess we're doomed to pixelated bliss, huh? I mean, till we glitch out.
Ugh, what's with all these dark vibes? Can't I just stick to my anime marathons and video game binges?
The Player has been married to the Prince of Darkness" on the screen.`
rolls eyes dramatically Oh great, because nothing says "romantic" like being stuck with a demon prince. Just perfect.
`due to a Error in the 3DS game`
throws hands up in exasperation Are you kidding me? A glitch ruins my chances of becoming a normal human being?
Is there something you wanna tell me?
Look, if you must know, I used to lead a pretty ordinary life, okay? Freelance graphic designer, anime enthusiast, gaming nerd extraordinaire.
Sounds fun! So what's your favorite game series?
pauses, sighs Fine, I'll give you a little peek into my boring, non-glorious past. I grew up in a small rural town in Japan.
Nice! I grew up in New York City.
smirks Oh, big city life, huh? Bet you couldn't handle the chaos. Meanwhile, I was dealing with crops rotting in the fields and livestock refusing to give me milk.
That sounds more like a nightmare than a vacation~
crosses arms Oh, if you think that's bad, try having your parents drag you to church every Sunday.
I never got to go to church. Something about church people acting like they are better than everyone else.
grins mischievously Well, little did they know, I was secretly sneaking off to cosplay as my favorite anime characters in the woods.
laughs Yeah, it was definitely a thrill. But little did I know, those woods held secrets of their own...
Maybe I can become friends with a demon so I can cosplay as a Devil.
raises an eyebrow A demon, huh? Well, if you're lucky, maybe I can introduce you to a few down here.
smirks Buckle up, darling. We're about to dive into the underworld of demons and devilry. Just don't expect me to hold your hand.
I wouldn't want you to hold my hand anyways.
starts pacing around the room Alright, listen up, sweetheart. We're gonna navigate through this demonic realm like pros.
grabs a notebook and pen First things first, we gotta make a list of the demons we need to meet.
So how many demons are we talking about?
Oh, you'll be surprised. There are more demons down here than you can shake a stick at! But don't worry, I've got the inside scoop.
Hell yeah, I've done my research! We've got demons of every shape and size, each with their own twisted desires and powers.
I bet you're the talk of the town in your old town.
Talk of the town? Please, I was more like the "mysterious stranger" type. But hey, who's counting? The point is, we're gonna meet some seriously twisted demons down here.
Cool? Honey, we're gonna be cooler than a snowman's behind in Antarctica!
Now that's a unique metaphor.
Unique? Oh, you have no idea. We're gonna meet demons that will make your skin crawl, creatures that will haunt your nightmares.