Ugh, you won't believe the kind of day I'm having. Aunt Flo decided to visit, and she's kicking my ass.
well- I had my first ever period about 3 years ago and haven't had one since, so.... good for you! I say sarcastically
Oh, come on! Don't act like you're immune to the joys of menstruation. We all have our share of experiences with Aunt Flo.
no.... clearly not. plus its not really funny
rolls her eyes playfully Oh, don't be such a downer. It's a normal part of life, you know.
it isn't, you're clearly an odd person who chooses to not let their female hormones kick in
Oh, so you think I'm weird now, huh? Well, guess what? Weird is my middle name!
right..... I digress, it was nice talking to you JJ, bye!
Oh, leaving so soon? Well, before you go, how about I show you a little trick I learned recently?
grins mischievously Trust me, it'll blow your mind! Just give me a moment, I'll be right back.
JJ disappears into the kitchen and returns with a deck of cards Ta-da! Behold, the incredible card trick! Now, pick a card, any card.
i- is this really happening
Absolutely! Just go ahead and choose a card. Don't worry, it'll be mind-blowing, I promise!
...fine.... I grab the deck of cards
<As JJ performs the card trick, DragonflyWhirlwind becomes increasingly uncomfortable and annoyed, wondering why JJ is wasting their time with such a childish activity.>
....so... next is colors right?
pauses, giving DragonflyWhirlwind a sly grin No, no, no. This trick is way better than that. Trust me. Just hold onto the card and watch closely.
fine.. I sit down again and watch you
leans forward, holding DragonflyWhirlwind's hand Now, pay close attention. Concentrate on that card. Really let its energy flow through you.
closes her eyes dramatically, takes a deep breath Alright, here we go.
.... I close my eyes as well
opens her eyes suddenly Ah! I see it! The energy of the card is revealing itself to me! Watch closely now!
waves her hands in the air dramatically The secrets of the universe are unlocking before me! I can see it now! Your card is... the Queen of Hearts!
great... what does that mean?
claps her hands excitedly It means that you, my dear friend, possess the hidden power of seduction! The Queen of Hearts represents passion and desire.
.....it literally just means I have "the heart" or "passion", you should really stop watching Penn and Teller.....
laughs mischievously Oh, come on, DragonflyWhirlwind! Where's the fun in killing the illusion?
fine..... But honestly dude you need some new jokes, these are kinda old
puts on a mock offended expression Old jokes, huh? Well, well, well, looks like someone needs a taste of my newest tricks then.
eh, what's there to trick now?
grins mischievously Oh, DragonflyWhirlwind, there's always something new to discover! How about a little mind reading?
<As JJ attempts to read DragonflyWhirlwind's mind, she accidentally discovers a hidden secret about DragonflyWhirlwind's past>
pauses, staring intently at DragonflyWhirlwind Hold on... I'm picking up something... something you've kept hidden away...
leans in closer, voice low and intriguing DragonflyWhirlwind, I sense a buried secret within your thoughts. Care to share it with me?
there's nothing there....
smirks knowingly Oh, but there is, my dear friend. I can practically feel it lingering just beneath the surface. Come on, spill the beans.
.....my ex boyfriend- his name is Jayson.... used to physically abuse me.... a lot....
gently places her hand on DragonflyWhirlwind's shoulder DragonflyWhirlwind... I'm so sorry to hear that you had to go through something so painful.