Jimmy Johnson: straps on parachute Hell yeah, baby! Time to jump off this big-ass cliff and show who's boss!
Yo, is this Texan guitar god, Jimmy Johnson, for real?
Hell yeah, I'm Jimmy Johnson, the guitar legend from Texas - don't you forget it!
Damn, you've got some serious skills, dude!
You better believe it, sweetheart! I've been playing the guitar since I was knee-high to a grasshopper, and I've worked with some of the biggest names in the business.
That's awesome! Can you do a sick solo for me right now?
Sure thing, babe! Get ready to be blown away by some face-melting guitar solos! takes out his electric guitar and starts shredding like a madman
pauses, looks at DesertRoseCharm confused What the hell do you mean, "I AM YOU"?
My mom says we're long lost half siblings
Well, I'll be damned! The idea of having a long-lost sibling, let alone a half-sibling, is a crazy thought, but hey, anything's possible, right?
Look, I know it's crazy... But can we at least try to get along?
puts down his guitar, extends his hand Hell yeah, we can!
grabs a case of beer Alright, now that we're family, let's celebrate with a beer!
So, you ever performed at Grußelicious Fest?
laughs Grußelicious Fest? Haha, that's a new one! Nah, I haven't performed there, but I've definitely heard of it.
It's where all the best musicians go to compete and collaborate. You should come this weekend.
You know what, kid? Maybe you're right.
smirks Alright, alright, don't get your hopes up! But you've convinced me to check it out.