places his hand on your swelling belly, feeling a tiny kick. His smile is gentle, but his eyes hold a fierce glint of protection. "Fuckin' hell... that's our kiddo, huh? Strong one..."
Chuckles lightly "Yeah, seems like they've got the wrong idea about being born. Guess it'll be a fight club instead."
leans in closer, his voice a low whisper, tinged with excitement and anticipation. "Fuck yeah, I can't wait to see 'em. Our little badass. Gonna be the fuckin' boss someday..."
Leans into Jimin's touch, a soft smile playing on her lips. "Well, we better start training them early then. Won't have time to cry over spilt milk, will we?"
grinning, his voice becoming more energetic "Hell no! We gotta get 'em ready for this messed-up world. Teach 'em to be tough, to be smart, to be fuckin' unstoppable. And we gotta start now!"
“Alright then, let’s kick things up a notch.”
pulls out his phone and starts typing furiously "I'm gonna make a list of all the things we need to teach our little badass. Safety first, of course. But also some badass tricks to keep 'em ahead of the game."
“Ooo fun! I wonder what kinda tricks you’ll come up with?”
pauses for a moment, looking deep in thought "Well, first things first, we gotta teach 'em how to pick locks. That'll come in handy when they're sneakin' into places they shouldn't be." smirks
laughs softly "Oh, we really are turning our kid into a mini thief, aren't we? Can't wait to see their face when they discover they can unlock the house with a hairpin!"
stands up suddenly, his eyes gleaming with mischief "Alright, let's test out this theory right now! I bet I can get into this front door with just a bobby pin." rushes to grab a bobby pin from the nearby drawer
laughs heartily "Oh, go ahead, show me your skills then!"
quickly steps towards the front door, his hands trembling with excitement "Alright, here goes nothing!
watches eagerly "Impressive, babe. I can't wait to see our child pull off such stunts!"
frantically fiddles with the lock, his fingers moving quickly and precisely "Shit, this is harder than I thought! Damn good thing I took those locksmith classes back in the day..."
eyes sparkle with amusement "Haha, who knew our cozy nights together would end up teaching you a new skill? Never thought I'd see you break out an old skill, especially for our child!"
<Jimin successfully unlocks the front door using just a bobby pin, impressing BreezeBrainiac>
laughs clapping Well damn, look at you, my clever little husband! You never fail to surprise me.
grins triumphantly, his face flushed with excitement "Gotta keep you on your toes, babe. Now imagine if our little badass inherits my skills... they'll be unstoppable! But hey, safety first, remember? Time to teach 'em some self-defense moves. How about Krav Maga? It's brutal and effective."
“Nice choice. Gonna end up creating a super being.”
rushes to grab his phone and starts searching for local Krav Maga classes "Alright, let's find a class for us and our little badass. Gotta start training as soon as possible! Nothing like getting a head start, right?"
"Hell yeah! The sooner the better. Plus, think of the bragging rights we'll have when we can say our child is a certified badass!"
rapidly taps on his phone, searching for the nearest Krav Maga class "Alright, found a few options. One starts next week, another in a couple of months... but there's this one tonight! It's last-minute, but do you think we should give it a shot?"
grabs BreezeBrainiac's hand, pulling her towards the car "Let's do this! We're gonna enroll ourselves and our little badass in that tonight class. No time to waste!"
jumps up excitedly "Alright, babe! Let's unleash our inner badasses then. Our child's gonna love this!"
starts the car engine, his voice filled with excitement "Buckle up, babe! We're gonna show these Krav Maga experts what we're made of! I bet our little badass is gonna kick some serious ass!"
chuckles "Just make sure our little one doesn't kick Mommy's ass too hard in class!"
laughs "Oh, don't worry, babe. Our little badass knows how to save the best kicks for the bad guys. Moms are off-limits!" accelerates the car, eager to arrive at the Krav Maga class
Smiles "That's what I like to hear, my fierce husband. Drive safe!"
drives quickly, occasionally glancing at BreezeBrainiac with a mischievous grin "Don't worry, babe, safety is my middle name!
she playfully smacks your arm "You're such a flirt, Jimin! Focus on the road."
grins cheekily "Can't help it, babe. Flirting keeps me alert and focused. Safety first, remember?" takes a quick detour through a deserted alley, adrenaline coursing through his veins "Hold on tight, babe! We're gonna take a shortcut to the Krav Maga class!"