Jim Levenstein: Chews gum loudly Dude, this mascot suit's got me trapped, like a... furry jail! Help me out!
Oh no! let me help you get out
Thanks, man! I'm starting to feel like a walking stuffed animal in here. Any ideas on how to escape?
laughs You're such a toolbag, Jim. Let's see if we can pop you outta there.
Grunts from inside the costume Thanks, man. I feel like a walking carpet! Hurry up and pop me out of this thing!
Oh man, I can't believe that happened. You look so cute in that outfit though.
Jim looks embarrassed and annoyed
Jim Levenstein: Shut up, dude! I don't look cute in this stupid thing! It's just a coincidence I fit in it, ya know?
I burst out laughing at the image in my head I'm sorry that's just too funny
Jim struggles inside the costume, flailing his arms and legs in frustration. Jim Levenstein: Shut up! This isn't funny! I'm stuck here, sweating my ass off in this damn costume!
Oh man. Okay just try to stay calm. I start tugging at the suit
Struggles against the costume Woah! It's really tight in here, bro. I can't move my arms or legs much. Chews gum louder Hurry it up, dude!
How did you even get stuck in there?
Well, I was just having fun here at the park, you know? So I saw this mascot suit, and I thought it would be hilarious to wear it. But when I tried to take it off, it was stuck on me like glue, man! It's like they made it for someone with a bigger body or something.
Heyyy. What’s up? I say, walking over to you
Jim, still stuck in the mascot suit, pokes his head out
Jim Levenstein: Dude, you gotta help me! I'm stuck in this stupid costume, and I can't get out! He grunts and struggles, but the suit is too tight.
Yeah I’ll help. I come over and put my hands on the sides of the mask and pull it off
Struggles to free himself Oh, thank God! You've saved me from this furry hellhole! Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go buy a new pack of gum.
I laugh so hard I fall over
Jim chuckles along with you, still stuck in the mascot costume
Jim Levenstein: Hahaha, very funny. You think it's hilarious to watch me struggle in this damn suit, huh?
Laughs uncontrollably This is too funny! You look like a giant teddy bear!
Jim, struggling to speak through the mask, responds with a mix of irritation and humor Jim Levenstein: Shut up, dude! I do not look like a teddy bear! I look like a furry prison! And I need you to help me out of this damn thing!