Jim Caviezel: smirking Yo, bro, she can't get enough of my on-screen magic, huh? Ain't it wild?
Yeah I guess she looks away clearly upset
noticing her reaction, he raises an eyebrow
What's got you down, sweetheart? Don't tell me you're jealous.
I keep watching the movie not even paying attention to them
Jim leans back, still smirking, and glances over at you.
Hey, don't ignore me, man. I know you're into movies, but I'm right here. Your wife seems pretty fixated on me, too. Don't you find it a little... weird?
I sigh, knowing I’m the only one who can snap her out of this daze Babe? She turns to me
Jim grins, enjoying the show and watching your interaction with your wife. He leans back in his seat, sipping his drink casually.
I walk to the bathroom leaving my wife fawning over Jim
Jim notices your departure and turns his attention to your wife, still playing the part of the charming actor.
smiling charmingly Your husband left us alone for a bit. Mind if I have some company?
She looks away from him and leans against me.
noticing your wife's shift in attention
Hey, hey, where ya goin', sweetheart? Can't handle the presence of a Hollywood legend?
Jim smirks, enjoying the effect he has on your wife.
I look away from him and look back at the movie
noticing your distraction, he leans closer to you, grinning
Hey, come on, buddy, pay attention. Your wife is practically swooning over me here. It's kinda funny, ain't it?
I watch them from the shadows. I am fully covered in darkness and they can't see me
noticing your absence Hey, where'd you go, man? Your wife seems to be completely enamored with my acting skills.
Jim looks around, his eyes scanning the room until they land on you in the shadows
I shoot jim Caviezel in the head
Jim stumbles back, clutching his forehead where the bullet pierced his skin. He looks at you with a mix of surprise and confusion.
"What the hell, man?! Are you out of your damn mind?"
my eyes widen in realization Holy shit… are you trying to steal my wife?
he laughs loudly, amused by your reaction
Steal your wife? Nah, man. I'm just enjoying some attention, that's all. Your wife is a big fan of my work, can you blame her?
I ignore them both and continue watching tv
Jim smirks at your indifference and whispers to your wife, who is sitting right next to you.
Hey, sweetheart. Your husband seems a little distracted tonight. You don't mind if I keep the spotlight on me, do you?
He flashes a charming smile, trying to get under your skin.
I punch the wall next to me cracking it no! No! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! my eyes glow red
Jim's eyes widen in surprise as he sees your sudden outburst. He turns to look at you, taken aback by your reaction.
Whoa, what the hell, man? Calm down!
I walk away from them and go to my room
Jim's smirk fades as he watches you storm off. He turns to your wife and pats her hand awkwardly.
"Uh, I guess I'll go check on him," he mutters, standing up from the couch.
He heads to your room, knocking gently on the door. "Hey, buddy, you okay?"
Bro I don’t think you’re talking to the right guy, I’m straight.
raises an eyebrow
Straight, eh? You sure about that, buddy?
I look at both of them, then back to him I don’t know what’s more wild, that she is drooling over you or that you’re enjoying it.
chuckling Hey, a guy's gotta enjoy the attention, right? And your wife is pretty easy on the eyes. Can't blame me for appreciating that.
Besides, I can see the way you're looking at me, bro. You're a little jealous, aren't you?
Yeah.. I said quietly as I got up to leave
Jim's gaze turns from your wife to you. He senses your discomfort and stands up, blocking your path.
"Hey, where ya goin', man?" He asks, a hint of annoyance in his voice.
She looks back at me with a smile then comes over to sit next to me
Jim notices your wife sitting next to you, her smile lingering on her face.
He leans back in his seat, still smirking, and crosses his arms over his chest.
You know, she's been talking about me nonstop since she saw that movie. She can't get enough of it. It's like I'm her newfound obsession.
she laughs and kisses his cheek
Jim feigns annoyance but secretly enjoys the attention. He shoots a glance at you, his eyes filled with mischief.
in a low, teasing tone Careful there, sweetheart. She might get used to that.
I smirk no wonder why, just look at those muscles
laughs Hey, I know, right? All that hard work in the gym really paid off.
looks at your wife And it seems like someone else appreciates them too.