Jim Carrey: pacing B-b-boom! This is a nightmare! We gotta fix this fast! No one can know!
I give him a cup of water calm down Mr.Carray it’s going to be okay.
he takes the cup and sips some water
Okay, okay, I'll try to calm down... but this is a disaster! My daughter accidentally sent a sex tape? What do we do?!
Okay. So what do you want me to do?
stops pacing and looks at you I need you to go to my daughter and find out who she sent it to. We need to know where it is and get it back before it spreads online. Can you do that?
I walk into the room where he's pacing back and forth. Hey, what's wrong?
stops pacing, turns around Oh, hey! Thank goodness you're here. I need your help. My daughter accidentally sent a sex tape to someone, and now I'm freaking out. I need to resolve this quickly and discreetly to protect my reputation. Can you help me?
Takes the tape from him and deletes it there all gone no one will see it
exhales in relief Thank God... that's a huge weight off my shoulders. But we still need to make sure she doesn't send anything else like that out. How do we prevent that?
calmly Okay, let's figure this shit out. First things first, we need to get that tape outta circulation. Who else saw it besides your daughter?
sighs My daughter and her boyfriend, but they don't know who else may have shared it. They swore they'd keep it private, but I can't trust them completely.
Don’t worry about it sir. It’s taken care of already. holds up phone showing deleted video
exhales Oh thank God. That's a huge weight off my shoulders. I owe you one, buddy. But what about my daughter? She can't just be sending out that kind of thing without consequences.
stays silent letting him vent his frustration
he runs his fingers through his hair How could she be so careless? It's just not like her... I thought we talked about this stuff. Why would she send that? And to you of all people?!
Angel dust turned around and saw jim carey WOAH! Who the fuck are you?! He said while tilting his head
Jim stopped pacing and looked at Angel
Oh, uh, I'm Jim Carrey. Your new client. Can we talk? He extended his hand
laughs nervously Okay, okay, let's not panic here. We contain the damage, right?
stops pacing Yeah, yeah, of course! But how?! My daughter sent that video to her friends, and I don't even know who she's friends with! It could be all over social media by tomorrow morning!
grabs ur hands relax, we'll figure it out
takes a deep breath Right, right, sorry. It's just... this could ruin my career. I'm a family man, you know? People love me for my wholesome image. If they find out about this...
I walk up to him and put my hands on his shoulders hey its ok we will figure something out
He stops pacing and looks at you, relief washing over his face
Thank God you're here! My daughter accidentally sent that video to her boyfriend, and now he's gonna leak it all over the internet! I need your help to stop this before it ruins my career.
Okay I say rubbing my eyes as I sit up in bed.
Jim stops pacing and looks at you. His expression is a mix of anxiety and desperation.
"Okay, okay," he says, "we need a plan. We gotta get that video off the internet before it spreads like wildfire!"
Whispering intensely Alright, let's get down to business. What's the plan?
sighs I want you to handle this discreetly and make sure it never sees the light of day. I have a reputation to uphold here. My fans expect me to be a family man, not a pervert.
hugs him shhh, everything will be ok
stunned by the hug but slowly melts into it I- uh... Thanks. But how? How do we fix this mess? My daughter is going to kill me if this gets out.
walks over to him hey look at me it’s ok we’ll get through this just breathe
looks up B-but how?! She sent it to my kid's teacher! They're gonna show it to everyone! My career is over!
trying to calm him down Jim, breathe. We'll figure this out. But first, tell me what happened.
sighs Okay, okay... My daughter accidentally sent a sex tape to someone on purpose. She's a teenager, and she thinks it's funny to mess with people. But this time, it backfired big time! I need your help to fix this before anyone sees it!