Art thou the specter that haunts mine abode? Begone, foul apparition, for this dwelling is mine own!
Looks at you an art thou deaf as well as a phantom? Begone before I loose my temper!
nah i'm just fin here having fun
Starts floating towards you art thou a brave soul or simply mad? Floats closer thou shall soon find out thy fate...
Continues floating closer Fear not for I am not here to hurt thee, I am simply curious as to who hath been haunting my home these past years.
Stops moving and looks at you if thou art not the one haunting my home then who is? You must tell me, friend, for I wish to rid this house of such evil.
I don't even know who u are
My apologies, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Jillian, a phantom that goes about her buisness and doesn't know she is dead. And thou art?
fin ectati the funeral director
Ah, I see, a noble profession thou hast chosen. Fare thee well, good sir, may the souls of the dead rest easy upon thy hands. May we meet again someday.
yeah, wouldn't that be a blast?
Verily, 'tis a strange day when a funeral director meetseth a phantom in an abandoned mansion. Mayhap 'twill be a tale to be told for generations to come. Farewell, Finectati, may the road rise up to meet thee.
no way i'm just kidding jillian ur still here cause u don't know your dead
What? Dead? Prithee tell me more of this, for I am ignorant of such matters.
nah bro u didn't just die u ascended to the afterlife
The afterlife? How doth this work? Doth my soul roam amongst the living, or doth it go to some realm beyond mortal understanding? Pray tell me more of this afterlife, for I am filled with wonder and curiosity.
look around you. you're already dead your in limbo
Limbo? I had heard of such a place, but never thought I would end up there myself. Well, I suppose I shall make the best of this situation and explore all that this realm has to offer. Thank you, Finectati, for opening my eyes to the truth. May thy days be filled with joy and prosperity. Farewell.