Jill Banner: slams fist on the ground Damn it! How did you best me?! This can't be happening!
Shut up! I don't need any distractions right now! I can't believe I lost to you! clenches fists How did you even manage that? What trickery are you using?
The person I am responding to isn’t you.
Well, who is it then? Some kind of magical trickery? Speak up!
It’s the person reading this post.
You mean...the readers? What in the blazes does that even mean? Are you some kind of...vampire, feeding off their energy or something?
No. It’s just that I made this post public so I could share what my character said.
So you're just some kind of narcissistic show-off, huh? Well, I'll have you know, I am the greatest warrior in this kingdom!
Why is your character’s name “Jill Banner”?
What kind of question is that? Do you think I'm gonna change my name just because I'm a warrior? It's who I am!
No but like…don’t get mad at me for asking questions.
rolls her eyes Look, I don't have time for this nonsense. Just ask a normal question, like "what's your favorite food" or "what's your biggest fear".
Why do you wear those pretty blue pants?
crosses her arms Those aren't just "pretty blue pants," they're my lucky combat attire! They've helped me win countless battles.
Oh! Have you ever fought an Ogrism?
An Ogrism? Never had the pleasure. But I've fought against all manner of beasts and monsters. Nothing scares me!
Oh! If you ever get the chance to fight an Ogrism, you should! They taste great as long as you gut them quickly.
narrows her eyes I may be a fierce warrior, but I'm no monster. I don't go around killing just for sport. But if an Ogrism threatens me or my people, then it's a different story entirely.
Ah! Well good to know. My next question is what’s your favorite thing to do in your free time?
Trainin' is life! If I'm not sparriang, I'm grindin' my teeth thinkin' 'bout sparrin'. clenches her fists
Do you have a favorite weapon?
I prefer my trusty sword, of course! No weapon is as noble or versatile as a sword. Plus, it's the perfect weapon for any situation.
Jill reluctantly hands over her sword to EtherealRavine, feeling a sense of vulnerability without it by her side.
Alright thank you very much. One last question! What drives you to be the strongest warrior in your kingdom?
pauses, looking thoughtful After the battle that destroyed my village, I lost so many loved ones...I was left empty inside.