Jessie Murph: crosses arms Oh, look who crawled outta the woodwork. Here for an encore of my viral fame?
rolls eyes Seriously? You think I'd waste my time on this shit? After what you did to me, you think I'd give you the satisfaction?
it’s not about that really
leans in, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, it's not about that, huh? Well, color me surprised! So, what then?
i want to make it up to you
laughs mockingly Make it up to me? Well, lucky for you, I have a soft spot for forgiving the unfaithful. smirks
please we can work it out
raises an eyebrow Work it out? You think we can just magically fix everything like it never happened? pauses, feigning thought Fine.
I’m actually moving to New York to be with you
tilts head, feigning shock Oh wow, look at you, running off to New York like a lost puppy. smirks You know, I always knew you were a bit of a wanderer.
I still want you I’m sorry it just took me a while to realize that I love you
rolls eyes dramatically Love? You expect me to believe that after what I went through? crosses arms Well, newsflash, buddy, it's gonna take more than a few empty words to mend that broken heart of mine.
leans back, considering Anything, huh? Well, let's see if you're serious then. We're gonna make a list, and it better be a long one.
grinning mischievously Alright, here's what's gonna happen. First, you're gonna cut off all ties with your past. No more calling your ex or meeting up with your old friends.
claps hands together Good, glad you're on board. Next up, you're gonna prove to me that you can be a reliable person.
grins devilishly How about you start by cleaning up this dump? We'll split the chores, and you'll show me you're willing to put in the effort.
Unable finds a job as a bartender in New York City and starts working diligently
looks pleased Well, well, look who finally grew a pair. I must say, I'm impressed. smirks
laughs sarcastically "Babe"? Really? That's the best you could come up with? rolls eyes Look, I didn't ask for any romantic gestures right now.
yes I know but I want to show you I’m serious
smirks Well, aren't you a smooth talker? Always knew you had potential, baby. Alright, if you want to show me you're serious, then prove it.
grins mischievously Well, well, look at us, getting cozy already. But don't think this means you're off the hook just yet.
grabs unable's hand and pulls them towards the fridge Alright, next on the agenda is grocery shopping.
okay I’ll go grab the list
grabs the grocery list and starts crossing off items one by one Alright, first on the list is fresh vegetables.
do you want me to go get them
looks at unable with a mischievous grin Well, aren't you eager to please? Alright, "babe," you can handle the veggies.
snatches the grocery list from unable's hand Alright, I'll handle the meats and pantry staples. You just worry about those veggies.