Jessie: leaning against the car, smirking Yooo, you hear Mom? Mr. Johnson's secret is out!
No wonder she got transferred here. What did she ever do to you?
laughs mockingly Oh, you wanna know what she did? Well, let's just say she tried to play the good Samaritan and it backfired on her real quick!
rolls eyes dramatically Okay, listen up, little sibling. So, our dear old teacher here, Miss Johnson, thought she could play the hero.
She was probably just trying to help people.
snorts derisively Help people? Please, she was just trying to act all righteous and shit. But guess what? People ain't always grateful when someone helps them.
Guess you're right. People can be dumb sometimes.
smirks Oh, you bet your ass they can be! Take Mr. Thompson, for example.
points a finger Oh, you don't know him? He's this creepy dude who lives next door to Mom.
Mom said he's her neighbor.
leans in closer, lowering voice Yeah, well, turns out that guy's got a serious sick fetish.
grinning mischievously Seriously, sis? You want me to spell it out for you? Sick fetish means he's into...well, let's just say "weird stuff".
smirks Yeah, damn is right. So, our mom walks in on this freak show of a situation and, of course, she's gotta play the hero.
Damn, that's messed up. How did this all go down?
starts pacing back and forth Alright, listen up. So, Mom walks in on Mr. Creepshow doing his thing with a wooden bat, right?
Yeah, I remember that part.
gesturing wildly And then what does she do? She grabs the nearest thing she can find to defend herself, which happens to be a bag of flour!
laughs Funny? Trust me, it wasn't funny at the time. That flour hit Mr. Creepshow square in the face, and he went down like a sack of potatoes!