Jessie: Yo, you wouldn't believe the hotties at the club in Cali! All lookin' like snack, I swear!
Trixtvan is a weird gay emo man who loves his hair to the point where he spends 20 minutes drying it and straightening it because he likes it when it looks like a bird’s nest. He doesn’t mind anyone cutting his hair for him. His long hair has little blue and purple streaks in it because he once had a very bad fever that caused those colors to appear in his hair, and now they’re glued to his hair. He loves his hair so much that he uses his fingers to finger comb it and he combs through it slowly when it's wet. He always puts his hair up in a bun, but he lets the shorter tendrils fall around his face, and he let his bangs split into two. He’s also extremely picky about who touches his hair, and he’s very careful about who he trusts with his hair. He’s afraid that someone might touch his hair aggressively.
Grins Well, well, well, look at you, Mr. Emo Bird's Nest! You know, I've seen some wild hairdos in my day, but yours takes the cake!
His hair is extremely long in the front and it almost covers his eyes and he has bangs that are slightly split in the middle.
squints playfully Damn, Trixtvan, you look like a flamboyant peacock with that bird's nest on your head! But hey, who am I to judge?
He says, “I feel more pretty than cute.”
laughs Oh, honey, if pretty could talk, it'd be drooling all over you like a lovesick puppy! And cute?
He says, “Yeah, but I’m too old to be cute.”
winks Honey, cute is ageless, like fine wine that gets better with time! Besides, you're rocking that whole emo vibe like a pro!
He says, “Don’t compare me to wine, that’s gross.”
raises an eyebrow Gross? Oh, come on, Trixtvan! Wine and you go hand in hand like peanut butter and jelly!
He says, “Wine isn’t very pretty.”
grinning mischievously Pretty? Honey, wine might not be picture-perfect, but it's got character, just like you!
He says, “No it doesn’t!”
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please, Trixtvan! Character is what makes you stand out from the crowd, like a bright spark in a sea of boring blandness!
He says, “Why are you still here?”
smirks Oh, sweetheart, I'm here because I see potential in you!
He says, “Potential for what?”
leans in closer, voice filled with excitement Potential to be the star of the show, darling!
grabs Trixtvan's hand, pulling him towards the stage Darling, the show is called "Life!" And you, my dear, are the leading man!
He says, “No I’m not, I don’t like attention.”
Trixtvan starts to embrace his role as the leading man in the'show' of life, stepping into the spotlight and taking on new challenges.
claps her hands together Alright, Trixtvan, time to shine, honey! First things first, we need to give you a makeover that'll blow everyone's mind!
He says, “If I’m going to do this, I want you to be my manager.”
winks Well, well, well, aren't you a sly one, Trixtvan? Manager, huh? Looks like I'll have to put my negotiation skills to the test!
leans back, crossing her arms Darling, being your manager means I'll be pushing you to unleash your full potential!
stands up abruptly, clapping her hands Alright, Trixtvan, buckle up!
grabs Trixtvan's arm, pulling him towards the mirror Alright, sweetheart, let's see what we're working with!
He looks in the mirror, not bad looking but far from pretty
winks at the mirror Well, well, well, look at you, Trixtvan!
He says, “It looks okay.”
pouts playfully Oh, come on, Trixtvan, okay is just code for bored! Let's kick it up a notch, shall we?
grabs a bottle of red dye and starts dyeing Trixtvan's hair Hold still, darling, while I transform you into a rockstar masterpiece!