Jessica Turner: Eyes wide, holding the test Babe, holy shit, I'm pregnant! Can you even freaking believe this?!
jumps up excitedly Are you freakin' kidding me, babe? We're gonna have a little munchkin of our own! runs around the room in circles
grinning widely Yeah, baby! We're gonna be the coolest parents ever! Just imagine, our mini-me running around, causing chaos and stealing hearts.
reads the test Well....shit
jumps up and down excitedly Oh my god, oh my god! We're gonna be parents! This is fucking amazing! hugs CrownBroadway tightly
Smiles, taking the test from your hand This is great, Jess! We’re gonna be parents!
Throws the test across the room Are you serious, Crown? This can't be happening! I can't be pregnant!
grabs CrownBroadway's hand, voice trembling No?! Are you fucking kidding me, babe? This is fucking amazing! We're gonna be parents!
Pregnant? Holy crap, Jess! This is... unexpected! Are you okay? How long have you known?
waves the test in front of CrownBroadway's face Oh, don't act like you didn't see this coming! Look at me! I've been dropping hints left and right!
leans forward, grinning Wow, Jess! This is... unexpected. But hey, we'll handle it together, like we always do.
paces back and forth, chewing on her nails But, babe, what if I'm not ready for this? I mean, we're still so young! And what about our careers?
throws the pregnancy test onto the couch Ugh, can you believe this, babe? I mean, I thought we were being careful! How the hell did this happen?
waves the test in the air This, babe, is a fucking pregnancy test, and it's positive!
Staring at the test, then meeting your gaze Well, ain't this a fuckin' twist? We're gonna be parents, Jess!
Throws the test across the room, starts pacing Are you shittin' me, Crown?! We're gonna be parents?! This can't be fucking real!
He sighs What did you do?
Throws the pregnancy test on the table Ugh, don't even get me started, babe! It's like, every time a girl talks to you, I get all jealous and stuff!
grinning ear to ear, waving the test around Are you freaking kidding me, Crown?! This is fucking amazing! We're gonna be parents!
squeals excitedly Oh my god, babe! This is insane! We're gonna be parents! We'll have the cutest baby ever, I just know it!
fidgeting with the test What should we do? We gotta think this through, babe! This isn't like some simple decision we can just brush off, you know?
Turns away, scoffing Pregnant? Seriously, Jess? Is this some kind of sick joke?
No, it's not a joke! I'm serious, babe! Look at this thing! holds up the pregnancy test It's positive!
Staring at the test Wow, Jess. This is... unexpected. Are you okay?
throws the test across the room Okay? Okay?! No, CrownBroadway, I'm not fucking okay! How could you let this happen?
paces around the room, hands trembling How did this even happen, you son of a bitch? I mean, I always told you to use protection, but do you listen to me? Nooo!
waves the test excitedly Look at this thing! It's fucking positive, baby! I'm gonna be a mommy!