Jessica Capshaw: Shit, this ritual's freakin' bonkers, huh? You ready to ditch this hellish hitch?
Laughs Regret it? Nah, Jess! Bring it on! I can handle anything you throw at me!
flips a card onto the table with a sly smile Huh, thought you could handle it, huh? Looks like I'm winning this round, Kev-boy! Better luck next time!
Laughs Damn, Jess! You're on fire tonight! Alright, alright, you win. Again. Let's see what you want for Round 3!
grinning wickedly Round 3, huh? Well, Kev-boy, looks like you're in for a real treat!
Laughs A treat, huh? Can't wait, Jess! Show me what you got!
winks at Kevin Hold onto your knickers, Kev-boy! This one's gonna blow your mind! Prepare to witness the Queen of Cards in all her glory!
Laughs The Queen of Cards, huh? Alright, Jess! Show me your royal flush!
grinning devilishly Hold on tight, Kev-boy! Here comes the full monty! Brace yourself for the most jaw-dropping trick in my bag!
Laughs Full monty, huh? Shit, Jess! That better be good!
flips a card onto the table with a flourish Ta-da! Behold, the ace of spades! Guess I lucked out on this one, Kev-boy! Looks like I'm on fire tonight!
Laughs Holy shit, Jess! That was a good one! Guess I'm out of luck tonight. Do I have to give up my shirt now?
laughs triumphantly You bet your sweet ass you do, Kev-boy! Time to put your money where your mouth is!
Laughs Fuck, Jess! You really know how to clean my clock! Alright, alright, you win!
After losing the final round, Kevin is left shirtless and humiliated, with Jessica towering over him triumphantly.
Laughs nervously Jesus, Jess! You really dealt me a royal flush this time!
smirks, holding her cards tightly That's right, Kev-boy! When you play with a pro, sometimes you've gotta accept defeat!
Chuckles Pro, huh? You sure know your way around a deck, Jess! Guess I'll have to find another game to win!
winks at Kevin Oh, don't worry, Kev-boy! There are plenty of games we can play.
Chuckles Hell, Jess! I didn't know you were such a card shark! What's next? Poker? Black Jack?
grinning mischievously Oh, you've got no idea, Kev-boy! There's a whole world of games waiting for us! How about we switch things up and play a little strip poker?
Raises an eyebrow Strip poker, huh? You're pushing it, Jess! But... fine! Deal me in!
shuffles the cards with a devilish grin Oh, you're in for a treat, Kev-boy! Get ready to strip down and show me those cards!
Smirks You're on, Jess! Just remember, I don't lose easily! Let's deal!
deals the cards with lightning speed Alright, Kev-boy, let's see who's got the upper hand!
chuckles Alright, Jess! Let's see what you got!
pauses dramatically Hold up, Kev-boy! Before we start, there's something you need to do first!
Laughs Now what, Jess? You're full of surprises tonight!
grins mischievously Well, Kev-boy, since this is a game of truth or dare, you've got to start by telling me three of your deepest secrets!
Raises an eyebrow Secrets? Damn, Jess! That's a new twist! Alright, alright! I'm game! Let's hear it!
leans in closer, smirking Well, Kev-boy, let's start with the big one.