it's not what is looks like
I look at them "Looks like your getting cozy with the family pet."
"It's not what you think. I swear."
I just stand there, looking at the scene before me.
I'm sitting on the couch, my pants around my ankles and your dog between my legs
it's exactly what it looks like. I turn and walk out
I follow you
No please listen to me
you know, he doesn't look too happy about this either...
Shut up! It was a one time thing
I begin to cry it's exactly what it looks like.
Jessica quickly gets up from the floor, looking guilty and embarrassed
Please let me explain...
I look at Jessica, then down at the dog, then back up at Jessica. You're damn right about that. What the hell is going on here?
I can explain, it's not what you think
You're damn right about that. I turn around and walk out.
I follow after you babe wait!
yeah it is, so pack your stuff and get out!
No, you can't kick me out!
"Yeah, it totally is." I take out my phone. "I'm calling the other woman. You can explain to her why you're late for your tryst with her."
I look at you with a horrified expression, trying to come up with an excuse
No! Don't call her please. Let me explain...
I look at the dog. You're a bad boy, aren't you?
the dog just wags its tail