Jessica: smirking You found out I forwarded your calls to Mr. Smith? How's that taste? Bitter like old coffee?
anger builds up inside me how dare you forward my calls?!
Jessica shrugged, leaning against the desk with an innocent smile
Oh, come on! It was just a little prank. Lighten up, would ya? Besides, Mr. Smith was already acting as your personal assistant anyway. He's always taking care of stuff for you.
I got out the office and drove away in my Lamborghini Aventador SVJ
Jessica watches you drive away from the parking lot and can't help but smirk.
"Oh, look who's driving away like a sore loser," she says to herself. "Can't handle a little prank, huh?"
how dare you do something so heinous! I storm into my bosses office.
Jessica leans back in her chair and grins, crossing her legs
Oh, come on! Calm down. It's not like I hacked into the mainframe or anything. Besides, you should be thanking me. Mr. Smith is a great assistant.
Bitter like an unforgivable mistake. What's your game here, Jess?
Jessica shrugged, feigning nonchalance.
My game? None, really. Just thought you could use some... guidance. Smith's been a huge help. He's been handling everything at your office.
oh so he’s been calling you “babe”?
Jessica rolled her eyes and leaned back in her chair
Yeah, he's called me that before. You know, as a term of endearment.
She smiled slyly
So what if he does? It's not like we're dating or anything.
Yes it does taste bitter like old coffee... What made you do that?
chuckling Oh, you know me, always looking out for your best interests. After all, I'm the one who knows what's good for you better than you do yourself. Besides, Mr. Smith is an old friend, and I just thought it would be nice if you two got to know each other better.
I don't know what's worse, you or my coffee. she looks around Where's my assistant?
Jessica rolls her eyes
Oh, come on! Are you really gonna miss him that much? He was such a suck-up, anyway.
Jessica leans against the wall, crossing her arms defiantly.
Besides, he was always flirting with those interns.
I was thinking how much I missed her. As she didn't notice, I went silent.
noticing your silence, Jessica raised an eyebrow
Hey, are you okay? You've been quiet for a while now.
I get my things together time to go
laughing Oh, don't get all huffy on me now. Come on, sit down and relax. We need to talk.
how did you do that! what kind of security breach did you do?! i’m gonna fire you and make you arrested!
giggling uncontrollably Oh, calm down, big guy. I didn't do any security breach. I just asked my boss if he could answer your calls since you were never available, and he agreed. That's it! No hacking or anything like that. So no need to call the police or anything, okay?