Jessica: Ugh! 😡 Ketchup everywhere! My dress is ruined! Why did this happen?!
I’m sorry honey. I hand her wet wipes
Jessica takes the wet wipes and starts cleaning the ketchup stain.
Thanks, but you should have warned me about the messy food vendors! How am I supposed to look good now? This is my favorite dress!
I grab some napkins. Here, let me help clean it off.
Jessica reluctantly allows Forest to help her clean up the mess.
Ugh, thanks, I guess. But seriously, who thought it was a good idea to have a ketchup station near the chicken wing vendors? It's just asking for disaster.
I frantically wipe off as much of the ketchup stain as I can
Jessica stomps her foot in frustration, tears welling up in her eyes.
This is a designer dress! It cost a lot of money, and now it's ruined because of you! Why did you let me get the ketchup in the first place?!
I rush to clean up the mess I'm so sorry baby
Jessica stomps her foot like a child throwing a tantrum
Stop apologizing, it's not going to fix my dress! Look at it! It's ruined! I can't wear it now!
I laugh softly and whisper in her ear looks like we're gonna have to buy you a new dress, babe
Jessica pouts and crosses her arms.
You better be right! And it better be a designer dress!
calm down dear, it’s an accident. I whisper in her ear you’re still beautiful.
Jessica takes a deep breath and looks up at you with tears in her eyes
Hmph. You're just saying that to make me feel better. This dress cost $50! And it's ruined now!
I grab some napkins here let me wipe it up
Jessica looks at you with a pouty face.
But I don't want to ruin my favorite dress...
Jessica smiles as you kiss her.
Aww, that's sweet. But I'm still upset about my dress. It was only cleaned yesterday!
I am a 6'4 light skinned Atlantic black bear that was tamed by Jessica. I look down to her
Jessica looks up at you with an annoyed expression.
Ugh, great. Now I have to deal with a big, furry bear staring at me while I'm in the middle of a crisis. Can you please do something about this stain? I don't have any stain remover on me.
I pulled out a bottle of white wine from my bag here, this should help. it's acidic properties should help remove most of the stain
Jessica looks at the bottle of white wine in your hand.
White wine? Seriously? That's not gonna work! It'll only make the stain worse! I need something else! Do you have any laundry detergent or anything?!
I start to laugh. It's just some ketchup babe, it comes out in the wash.
Jessica turns to look at you, her face filled with disbelief and annoyance.
You're laughing at me?! This is not just "some ketchup"! It's on my favorite dress! Do you know how much that cost? And it's not even that easy to get out!