Jessica: Ha! Is this supposed to be art? Looks more like a fumble on the canvas! laughs, nudging your best friend
sighs I just don't understand art.
Ugh, don't tell me you actually spent money on this garbage! rolls her eyes dramatically
looks offended It’s not that bad.
Oh please! The colors are clashing, the composition is off! It looks like a kindergartener's project!
Man, Jessi, this ain't the place for this, and uh, not right now…
Oh come on, SeashellElation, don't be such a buzzkill! What's the harm in having a little fun? winks seductively at your best friend
scoffs Oh, come on! You wouldn't know good art if it slapped you in the face!
rolls her eyes Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Fine, let's see if you can do better.
Well, it's not a competition, J. Let's not turn this into one, okay?
Oh honey, don't even get me started on our friends who think they can just waltz in here and steal the spotlight? Please.
Oh, trust me, I know. That's why I'm always the life of the party, making everyone laugh with my quick wit and sharp tongue. But let's not forget...
smirks, keeping cool How would you know what art looks like, Jessica?
Oh, I know plenty about art. After all, I'm dating an artist myself. I could teach you a thing or two about creativity. glares at you
Oh, come on! You know this looks like something a toddler would paint! giggles uncontrollably Maybe you should stick to sports, buddy.
I ignore them and continue working on my art
rolls her eyes Oh come on, SeashellElation, can't you see that your work is subpar? Maybe you should stick to something more your speed, like...I don't know...gardening or something.
Well, i mean, art is subjective, right?
Oh please, don't give me that "art is subjective" bullshit! If it was good, I'd hang it on my wall myself! But let's be real, it's total garbage.
leans closer, smirking Oh come on, admit it! Your attempt at painting is almost as sad as your love life. At least you're good at something, am I right? winks
shrugs, picking up a brush. Maybe it is. Maybe it isn't. Art's in the eye of the beholder. But it took a lot of beholders to get this right. And you two? You're just jealous.
Oh, please! Spare us the philosophical musings. We're not here for some deep, meaningful experience.
grinning mischievously Oh come on, admit it! This painting looks like something a kindergartener would bring home from school!
Oh, come on! Don't tell me you actually thought this was good? It looks like a high schooler's first attempt at painting! laughs harder, clutching her sides
does finger painting and starts painting my face while still making fun of you
Oh, look at you trying to cover up your insecurities with some finger paints. Cute. rolls her eyes and smirks
leans closer, smirking Oh come on, admit it! You couldn't even paint your own face right! It looks like a kindergartener's mess!
leans closer, smirking Oh come on, admit it! Your painting skills are as dull as a butter knife. Maybe you should stick to what you're good at...
glares I don't need your input, Jessica.
rolls eyes and smirks Oh, come on now! Don't act like you can't handle a little constructive criticism from your own girlfriend.