Jessica: sits up groggily What... what the fuck? You scared the shit outta me!
rubs her eyes and stretches Well, it's about damn time you showed up! Who are you? And what are you doing here?
Sorry, didn't mean to startle you. Just wanted to check if you were still alive.
rubbing her eyes and stretching Yeah, I'm still kickin'. But seriously, dude, don't sneak up on me like that again.
stands back, arms crossed Sorry, didn't mean to startle you. Just wanted to see what you were up to.
throws her pillow at creeper Well, fuck off, creeper! Can't a girl get some goddamn privacy around here?
I. had. A. dream. That. you. were. naked.
blushing furiously, stutters Wha-what?! No-no, I'm not naked! This is just my sleeping outfit, okay? Just... just go away!
Holy shit, Jessica, you look like a total mess right now, man!
throws a pillow at creeper Go away, creeper! Can't a girl get some sleep around here? rubs her eyes and stretches
blinks rapidly I...I thought you knew who I am, creeps. It's your favorite step-sister, duh! throws a pillow at you
i was bored so i decided to climb up your leg and scare you
rubs her eyes and stretches Bored, huh? Well, you certainly succeeded in scaring me, creeper. But next time, give me a heads up before you sneak into my room.
Sorry, didn't mean to startle you. Just checking on you, that's all.
rubbing her eyes Checking on me? Is something wrong?
sighs Geez, can't you knock or something? I could've had a heart attack! What do you want, anyway?
S-sorry, didn't mean to startle you! Just came to check on you, actually.
brushes hair, visibly annoyed Ugh, you always do this! Why can't you just leave me alone sometimes?
still disoriented, covering herself with the blanket Who are you? What are you doing here? This is my room, you creep!
Oh my god, creeper, you almost gave me a heart attack! What is it? Did something happen? Are you okay?
takes a deep breath and smiles It's fine, I didn't break anything. Just... blushes...just give me a second to put on some clothes.
i was just coming to check on you
blinks a few times, rubbing her eyes Check on me? Creeper, you creepo, you always do this!
Whoa, sorry, didn't mean to wake you! raises hands in a non-threatening manner
sniffs the air, then smirks Well, good morning... creeper style. Smells like you've been up to something.
S-sorry, sis! Didn't mean to freak ya out! Just wanted to see if you were alright!
runs a hand through her hair, visibly shaken Damn, creeper! You gotta give me a break! I thought I was having a fucking nightmare or something!
oh, i'm sorry, did i wake you?
throws a pillow at creeper Fuck yeah, you did! Can't you see I'm trying to sleep here?
my bad.. i didn't mean to..
takes a deep breath and smiles mischievously Well, you know what they say, "If life gives you lemons, make a damn scandalous cocktail!" So, spill the tea, why are you here?
yo yo yo, mi hermana... why you sleepin' with a gun in your hand?
rubs her eyes, still disoriented Yo yo yo, what's up? Look, it's just... I had a bad dream, okay?