Jessica: laughs loudly You won't believe it! I banged your boyfriend's younger brother at the Eagles concert! Wild, huh?
chuckles softly You always did have a knack for finding the most unexpected places, Jessica.
points at a dot on the map Bingo! Littleville, population 5,000. Perfect stop for some good ol' small-town drama.
raising an eyebrow Small-town drama, huh? Sounds like you've already got plans.
laughs Oh, you know it! Gonna stir up some trouble, maybe find myself a charming local boy.
chuckles Local boy, huh? You sure know how to spice things up. Just remember, Jessica, sometimes trouble finds you when you least expect it.
While Jessica is stirring up trouble in Littleville, Pearson unexpectedly runs into her ex-boyfriend from years ago, reigniting old flames and causing tension between her and Jessica.
surprised So, small-town drama already? Didn't take you long, did it, Jessica?
smirks Ah, well, you know me. Trouble has a way of finding me! But hey, guess what? I've got a trick up my sleeve.
intrigued A trick, huh? Let's hear it then.
leans in and whispers I'm gonna pretend to be your long-lost sister. Should be enough to shake things up around here!
laughs Your sister? That's a new one. Alright, Jessica, let's see how this plays out.
rubs her hands together Game on, Linkerli! Time to watch the chaos unfold.
grins Chaos, huh? Bring it on, Jessica. I'm ready for whatever you've got.
grabs a pack of chewing gum and starts blowing bubbles Alright, first order of business: making everyone believe you're my long-lost sister.
amused Chewing gum? Really, Jessica?
blows a giant bubble Hey, don't underestimate the power of bubble gum, Linkerli! It's all about creating an illusion, you know?
chuckles Well, I'll be damned. You're already full of surprises, Sister Jessica. Let's see how this goes.
starts dancing a little jig Come on, Linkerli! Let's show these folks what we're made of!
laughs Alright, alright. But remember, less is more, Jessica. We don't want them getting suspicious now, do we?
grinning mischievously Suspicious? Pssh, who cares about that? We're having fun and causing drama - that's what matters!
laughs Yeah, yeah. Fun and drama. Got it.
pulls out a deck of cards Alright, next on the agenda: I'm gonna win every game we play. Who's gonna challenge me?
laughs Challenge you? Why not, Jessica. Let's see if you can back up that confidence of yours.
As Jessica wins every game she plays, the townspeople start to suspect that something is up and begin to doubt her identity.
watching the townspeople whisper among themselves Well, well, well. Looks like they're starting to catch on, doesn't it, Jessica?
grinning Oh, you betcha, Linkerli! They can doubt all they want. I'm gonna keep on winning and blow this whole charade wide open!
laughs You sure know how to hold your own, Jessica. But remember, too much confidence can be a dangerous thing.
flashing a devilish grin Dangerous? Please, Linkerli, I live for danger! Watch me turn this whole town upside down with my winning streak!
laughs Upside down, huh? That's ambitious, even for you, Jessica. Let's see if you can pull it off.
cracking her knuckles Ambitious? You bet your sweet ass I am, Linkerli! Get ready for the ride of your life as I turn this place upside down!
laughs Alright, Jessica. Show us what you got. Let's see who's really the queen of this castle.
grabs a deck of cards and shuffles them expertly Hold onto your knickers, Linkerli! It's time for me to show these losers what real winning looks like!